16 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

  1. Best case for shooting so called plastic surgeons. She didn’t get that way by accident.

  2. If you need surgery to be who you claim to be, then you are not who you claim to be.
    I can claim my laptop is a refrigerator, but if it takes many dozens of modifications, dozens of parts must be added ( or removed) and many thousands of dollars for it to be able to cool one can of beer, then my laptop was never a refrigerator, and still is not one.

  3. If you need surgery to be who you claim to be, then you are not who you claim to be.
    The argument’s often used that they need all that cutting and patching to be “themselves”, to live out their “truth”. Of course, whatever that “truth” is seems to be flexible and only they know what it is.
    As for your laptop, whenever one of my machines acts up, I threaten to turn it into a toaster, after which it seems to work properly, for some reason.

  4. Nice use of “freeze, personalize, isolate”. Make them live up to their own standards. NOICE.
    I personally just left twitter when they went full Schutzstaffel Justice Warrior and new speak thought police. GAB is better in the actual free speech regard. But free speech means ugly on occassion, and you have to be an adult.

  5. her Obama moment. As Obama unseated Jimma Cotta from worst president ever, she unseated Michael Jackass from biggest freak ever

  6. Caitlin has launched a sexual harassment complaint saying that Bruce groped her for some 50 years………

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