Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Now the terminally offended immediately see a penis, I thought it was a cowboy Hat.
   The pilots can claim they where practicing their air skills, coordinated correography?
   A high skill routine?

2. So thousands of women can wear pussy hats and that’s ok, but one guy draws a vaguely penis-like contrail with his airplane, and the world ratchets one step closer to oblivion.
   Give me a break.

3. This would have made for an interesting episode of the TV series JAG.

4. Are you sure it’s not an Arby’s logo?

5. Portrayal of Dr. Seuss’ Cat In A Hat. So what’s the problem?

6. I have to agree; it looks more like a 10-gallon Stetson than – ahem – what they’re suggesting. Maybe we could get these guys up here to Calgary for next year’s Stampede. It’d be a helluva crowd- pleaser.

7. My first thought was a top hat. Could also be a long nose and glasses.
   If it’s a phallus, I suppose that’s taking dick pics to a new level.

8. Bang on the money.
   Or maybe it wasn’t a dick but rather an extended middle finger?

9. Oh no, contrails!! That’s the CIA and the Illuminati that are dropping chemical and biological pekkers all over Colorado! No crops for years to come!! Quick, go get your tin foil toques!!

10. Sorry, those pekkers fell on Washington State, and not Colorado. There goes the price of winter wheat!!

11. Truly, though. The level of discipline and maturity in our military is questionable.

12. I think it’s just pie in the sky!

13. Bingo!

14. It didn’t start yesterday!! My father in law was raised near Mossbank, Sk. During WWII, Mossbank had a large gunnery school under the control of the British Commonwealth Air Training Plan. (BCATP.) Mossbank was BCATP #2 Bombing and Gunnery school. One pilot decided to buzz his girlfriend’s house on a nearby farm NW of the base. His plane hit the chimney where he crashed and died.
    The pilots would often buzz unsuspecting farmers who were working on their tractors. The noise of the tractor would kill the sound of the oncoming aircraft until it was right above the outfit. The practice stopped when some angry farmers met the pilots at Saturday night dances in Moose Jaw and settled the score outside the Temple Gardens Dance hall.
    I recall Harvard trainers from Moose Jaw airbase circling over our yard and flying so low we could see the pilot’s sunglasses. The sound of the 600 HP Pratt and Whitney engine gave us goosebumps.
    It was all good fun!!

15. Mile high club.

16. All I can say is, “DUDE!!!” Non-PC for the win! And I’m sure the pilot will get in major $hit, but he shouldn’t.

17. Finally. An accurate depiction of the true scale of my schwanson. Feast you eyes laydeez!

18. God forbid we ever let boys be boys.
    Anyways, all the pilot has to do is claim he is gay and all will be forgiven. They would probably then make the other pilots wear penis hats to ensure sexual harmony.
    Also, don’t blame the pilot’s artistic skills, the ‘squished balls’ seem to be more a product of angles and perception.

19. precision flying, could be a hat if you look at without sex on your mind.

20. and the mother who might have to explain to her young son, might have to explain why HER mind works that way.
    Maybe I’ll have to ask my brother to change his name, as “DICK” may offend

21. Look up…way up…it’s a trail, it’s a tail, it’s a hat, it’s a dick? For god’s sake, what’s happening, have we degenerated to a nation of dick heads?

22. A tribute to Bill Clinton.

23. Ha ha ha … yeah … the Mile-high Brett Farve club. Ha ha ha ha … oops! I may have just “offended” all the Canadian Green Bay Packers fans. Sorry.

24. Face it, drawing a vagina would have been way too easy

25. ha ha !! first glance, I saw a top hat.
    anybody can fly jets that accurate deserves some sort of commendation, not condemnation.