7 Replies to “This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society”

  1. Geese in the crosswalk …
    = mice in the crosswalk
    = fleas in the crosswalk
    = cows in the crosswalk
    = schoolchildren in the crosswalk
    We need a famine … potatos … not beef.

  2. Those are not all the same.
    I’d eat roadkill geese or cattle if I knew they were fresh enough.

  3. meanwhile, in washington dc, park rangers shot problem geese and fed the meat to the homeless. if canadian geese would only remember where they live, this tragedy could have been avoided

  4. well toner, there is a time coming when road kill will be a large source of sustenance for some.
    when men knock each other unconscious for a sandwich.
    the geese in this story are actually canaries. as in canaries in the mineshaft of the dangers of venturing on a roadway chocked full of lead-footed road ragers and cell phone yappers.
    all a sign of the times.
    and aint technology wunnerful.

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