How Many Deaths Is Walt Disney Responsible For Worldwide?

Sorry to ruin your dreams, but that dog-petting polar bear just ate a husky alive.

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PB’s doin what PB’s do.
I was screaming at my TV, the other night when my local news woman was fawning over the cuteness of it all … ” The Bear isn’t “petting” the dog … it’s getting ready to EAT IT!!!” My God, our people are so far removed from nature that we have become a nation of Timothy Treadwells

The horror … the horror. If only the polar bear had a “safe place” that it could retreat to.
It’s probably a bad idea to let your dogs watch anything by Walt Disney.

Now some china man will starve, because the bear ate his lunch!!

Nah. But Obama is pissed.

Funny I missed the Bear eats Dog story.
Between all the other “news” stories on the “news” nowadays involving dog/cat/kitty/whale/birdy/hamster/raccoon/duck stories, one would never know the Liberals were a bunch of incompetent clods.
Infotainment, and, TRUMP stupid is all they talk about, no wonder I don’t watch it anymore

Are dogs eligible for Darwin awards?

“Are dogs eligible for Darwin awards?”
Don’t think so. Even the stupidest dog is smarter than the stupidest human.

From the article:
“”Ladoon asked the government if he could take over a parcel of Crown land beside Hudson Bay,” Eliasson reports. “He got no response. So the next bear he shot, he cut off its head and mailed it to the natural resources office in Winnipeg.”
As a result, Ladoon was granted access to Mile 5.”
Showing up to riot.

Imagine a large lecture theatre filled with hundreds of “snow flakes” watching the polar bear playing with the dog and then, unknown to the students, suddenly eating it. The trauma, the hysteria, the lawsuits, the mental breakdowns. It might be worse for them than seeing Donald Trump being elected President. The administration would have to pay out huge settlements to the poor damaged snow flakes.
And yet, it would be the best therapy for them to watch real nature in action.
What kind of idiot chains up their dogs where Polar Bears frequent?

Have you EVER read an article from any blog with the word ‘Science’ in it about polar beers and the Artic and Global Warming or Climate Change ISN’T mentioned???

Sorry. I didn’t mean polar beers. I know you know that.

Polar beers? I’ll drink to that!

That would be a great brand name for a beer

The kind of idiot that wants his dogs to be there if he needs them to pull a sleigh. The kind of idiot that doesn’t want his dogs to kill eachother if a bitch comes into heat. The kind of idiot that might like to have a polar bear rug to sell to a southern idiot who doesn’t know what kind of an animal a working sled dog is.

is that called playing with your food?

I agree. And the same brewer could produce a Bi-Polar Beer, with lithium salts in it.

Those puns are triggering me. Where’s my security blanket and bottle opener?

Thanks to the recent(and freakin” awesome} election, we have a new map explaining where the idiocy is concentrated in the US.
It verifies what many already understood, that leftist and green maniacs and their SJW trolls are concentrated mainly in the large cities where they have NO connection to the realities of the viciousness of nature.
Yup, Walt could have done a world of good for western society just by making a single film called “Eaten Alive!”.

Who carried the casket at the dogs funeral. Polar Bears?

Having spent time in Churchill, I know that they use dogs to attract bears in order to make sure tourists, who pay enormous sums for the privilege, get to see bears. Bears come to eat dog food and sometimes dogs.

The old adage may yet prove to hold true: A fed bear is a dead bear.
I’ve met the man in question back when I used to hump freight out of Churchill. An interesting dude. He used to mush his dogs to the bar, claiming he can mush them home without fear of a DUI. I didn’t know he mailed a bear head in make a point. His dogs are quite the local attraction, if only to see bears. When taking new flight attendants to see their first polar bear, if the dump didn’t produce a polar bear, mile 5 was the next best bet.
Mr. Ladoon was also building a hotel out of stones. That was almost 20 years ago, I might have to surf the net a bit to find out if it is operational. While controversial, he was/is an industrious worker, as are all Churchill residents.

No dog funeral; just a big turd pile.

Best part? “Not showing up to riot…”
“Ladoon asked the government if he could take over a parcel of Crown land beside Hudson Bay,” Eliasson reports. “He got no response. So the next bear he shot, he cut off its head and mailed it to the natural resources office in Winnipeg.”
As a result, Ladoon was granted access to Mile 5.