25 Replies to “Sean Penn”

  1. Sean-
    Get plenty of survival gear, water, and clean underwear… Oh! don’t forget extra ammunition for your bodyguards…
    If they stick around?

  2. Is that 10 million dollar reward taxable? *snort… oh wait, maybe *snort shouldn’t be used in this context.

  3. “Most of the weapons seized, including the .50 caliber rifle, were from the Fast and Furious gun-smuggling scandal, a story the U.S. government declared to be over.”
    In reference to the weapons found on site when Guzman fought gun battle with Mexican Marines on January 8/16.
    Hm, I’m SO surprised! It appears Mexico is almost as corrupt as the USA under Obama.
    Run, Guzman,run, who gives a f*** if you’re caught.

  5. “Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles-an-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles.
    Idiots-
    A man with $200,000,000 dollars has already been picked up by a helicopter and is on his way to a cool fresh bath and a snort of cocaine..
    Idiots….

  6. Sean…
    If anyone calls wanting an interview tell them ” ‘cough-hack-cough’- that you have lost your voice.”

  10. – USA Today- Mexican drug kingpin ‘El Chapo’ escapes from prison (again)
    sounds real to me…

  12. I could use that 10 million dollar reward-
    Have to move to Canada in order to spend it…….

  14. I particularly like the story by the same author on the site that Donald Trump is naming Sheriff Joe Arpaio as his vice-presidential running mate.

  15. Good lord! looks like we was hornswoggled! I can’t find a single article anywhere else on this. Once you read some of the other articles at that site it becomes obvious. Trump and Arpaio!
    I apologize the the Obama administration and the Government of Mexico for my remarks. I’m a victim of this hoax. We all here are victims and should be sent money to alleviate our suffering.
    I hoe President Obama will reconsider his intention to step down and will run for Prez again.
    I further apologize to the Mexican civil service and their Unions,if they have any, for inferring there is corruption in their ranks.
    As it says in the Bible,”never cast aspersions on the honesty of American or Mexican officials”.

  18. April Fool’s Day came early? There are two posts on Instapundit that link to fake news, too (Earth actually two planets; poem by Baldrick in a WW-I exhibit).
    I’m hearing the Twilight Zone theme.

  19. “Fake story on a hoax website.”
    That’s what I was hoping on the morning of Oct 20th 2015…

  20. Actually it would be a good thing, or even better, making Sheriff Arpaio his Attorney General.

  21. I predict that Obama will grant the entire Mexican population “Refugee” status … because of the Drug Cartels power and terrorism. Get ready for the greatest mass exodus in human history … flooding across our border. And, of course, Obama will have to create a whole new Federal Dept. to process all the freebies for these poor refugees. The Federal roster of employees working an average 20 hour work week (getting paid for 40+ overtime) will explode. When will Libs learn that “compassion” doesn’t JUST mean “giving-away” ALL your stuff …

  23. “Call your office” – Kate, if I ever do anything worthy of a headline, I’m hiring you to write it!

  25. The story discussing Maobama’s signing an executive order limiting americans to 3-gun maximum ownership seemed bang-on.
    mhb23re

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