21 Replies to “Showing Up To Riot”

  3. That guy’s a dick. Easily the least funny ‘Head Writer’ SNL ever had. Also the least funny Weekend Update anchor in SNL’s 40 years.

  5. Colin Quinn was the worst, followed by Kevin Neelan…I’ll put Seth third worst.

  6. I’m ambivalent about her. There are a stick of good candidates; I think her or Dr. Carson would be good as running mate to Scott Walker or Rick Perry or Bobby Jindal. Rubio and Cruz will be good for the next time, they’re just getting in some experience.

  7. If you want to know how she will run the country, just take a look at the shape Hewlett Packard is in. Hint, its not good.

  10. Imagine the lay-off sad faces she would create with the bloated government payroll.

  12. I don’t know why anyone is still talking about Ted Cruz as if he is eligible to run for President. He isn’t. He was born in Calgary, to a Cuban father, and lived in Canada until he was 4. He is under no possible definition a “natural born” citizen of the USA. He is no more eligible to run for President than I am.
    And if the Republicans are silly enough to nominate him, the first time low-info voters will find out he was born Canadian will be just a couple days before the election. Why set up an October Surprise? Does anyone think the Dems will just let it slide?

  13. I bought a Hewlett Packard computer long before they had ever heard of Carly Fiorina. I don’t say she’s good, but with or without her that company was going to get into the shape it’s in anyway.

  14. Non-story. Already settled. As long as one parent is an American citizen he’s good to go. His mother is an American. He had dual citizenship(US/Cdn) up to about a year ago, when he renounced his Canadian duality.

  15. For the media and the LIVs , the biggest matter is he is a Republican.
    He fitsa the box for “natural born” according to the US Constitution. Much, much more than a Kenyan born Indonesian.

  16. In order for someone to be born outside the US but to still be considered a natural-born citizen, BOTH parents must be American. His father was Cuban, and didn’t get his American citizenship until 2005.
    As much as I like Cruz, a guy like James Carville would make mincemeat out of him over this issue. And for low-info voters, the first they would hear of it is one week before the election, when CNN and the New York Times and CBS and NBC and ABC will all suddenly discover that Cruz was born in Calgary.
    This is not something that is going to go away.
    http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/03/24/ted-cruz-inherits-birthers-with-presidential-bid

  17. That is a beautifully administered putdown.
    I purchased an HP desktop in 1999 and it still performs well. Of course, I’ve never had it on the Web. I use it for CorelDraw, and Fortran and C programming. It is a “Kayak” workstation.

  20. One more time… No. This is a settled matter and only one parent needs to be a US citizen:
    Citizenship by Being Born to U.S. Citizens
    In a number of situations, if you were born to parents, at least one of whom was a U.S. citizen at the time of your birth, you automatically gained U.S. citizenship through the process of acquisition. It does not matter whether you were born on American soil or foreign. As well, if you have children, those children will also acquire U.S. citizenship through you at their birth.
    – See more at: http://immigration.findlaw.com/citizenship/u-s-citizenship-through-parents-or-by-birth.html#sthash.faztIxFO.dpuf

  21. OK…whatcher saying is it hinges on whether the candidate is a demonRAT or a Republican….

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