Honey, I Finished The Internet

9 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Does it taste as good as homemade play dough?

2. Okay, so it is a fun product. But what’s the other 2%? PCBs?
   If I see ONE more gluten-free product I will snap!! GF sand?
   But is it organic, free-range and GMO free? ☺☺

3. I can see a goodhearted NDP Dad ordering this stuff from Sweden, based on the premise that all good things come from socialist nations, paying $75.00 for it plus $40.00 for freight and handling, then bringing it home. The kids play with it three minutes, throw it down on the floor, and go into a violent tantrum because they can’t make anything with it except turds. After they cool down, they spend the rest of evening sitting in front of the TV watching MTV re-runs of Beavis and Butthead, while squeezing and popping the bubble wrap the Kinetic Sand was shipped in, and gorging down popcorn and Co-op Cola..
   Meanwhile, Daddy is so depressed, he goes to bar, gets drunk and on the way home, blows .12 when the Mounties stop him for running a stop sign. The wife is so pissed off, she takes the kids and goes to live with her parents in Moose Jaw.
   Six months later, the NDP Dad successfully sues the Conservative Government of Canada for allowing ”hazardous products” into this country.
   Leave that stuff in Sweden–please.

4. Plainzdrifter .. very funny. Made me laff.
   Maybe Mulcair could use it to sandbag Stornaway.

5. Soothing, gluten free and made by Islam loving Swedes. Entertainment value….30 seconds.

6. While it may be fun for a limited time I can see it being useful for children with poor motor skills and sensory issues. I would have loved something like this for my son when he was younger. Therapy, yes. Toy, no. But cornstarch and water is fun as well.

7. I like sand. But I will not pay for it. I can get plenty from the beach for free.

8. Gluten free, organic, free range Kinetic Sand: because a box in the back yard is so RACIST!!! Or, you know, sexist. Or something. F- me.
   I don’t blame the advertisers or the manufacturer, really. They’re targeting the widest audience they can with that ad.
   I blame the huge mass of retards out there who swallow this hype unquestioningly. Hey, -I- figured it out, what the h3ll is their problem?

9. “I can see a goodhearted NDP Dad ordering this stuff from Sweden”
   Maybe not since they obviously since they stole the invention or at least the idea from Africa.
   It’s starts to get confusing and a good NDP dad will need a few days drooling in the basement to come to terms with it.