Honey, I Finished The Internet

9 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. No sh*t!
   Sorry, couldn’t help myself. election here in Ontaririo so there is plenty of crap flying…

2. They could have used it on this flight, shit happens.
   http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-poops-passenger-jet-aisle-philadelphia-bound-flight-forced-emergency-landing-article-1.1811828

3. What’s wrong with just using a hockey stick? Dog poops, you get a chance to practice your slapshot into the bushes, or the nearest kiddie pool.
   When I was a kid, and it was in an affluent community, there was dog s**t along all the sidewalks, and on the boulevards, and nobody paid it any mind. And we all turned out OK, except for Svend Robinson, who really wasn’t from there anyway.

4. Little turds look a lot like raisins don’t they?
   There’s so many Barbie dolls now.
   Did you hear about “Divorce Barbie”?
   She comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

5. http://calgarypooptroop.com/
   http://pooohbusters.com/
   http://www.pooperscoopin.com/
   http://www.thepoopgroup.ca/
   Well, that’s enough ____ for now… (no, I have no idea what these folks charge.)

6. A better solution.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkd12Z4S8A0

7. I don’t mind dogs.
   I love well behaved ones, like a child.
   But dog crap is the most vile stuff on the planet. I’d kill over it…. ick.

8. Better still: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE29Uu6i3q0
   13 HP, not including the tow vehicle! Brilliant.

9. They say nature abhors a vacuum. I’m starting to think I understand why…