This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme: Customer reviews
h/t GaryinWpg
Best way to shave the gurgles …. have good erection, use shaving creme and a new set of blades in the old Gillette safety razor. The erection pulls much of the skin taught … or it should … then you can shave carefully and rinse the razor after each stroke or it will clog up right away. Rinse then finish off any stragglers. You may have to do some pulling and stretching of the scrotum but it works very well …. again with care.
Leave the entire groin area much more sensitive to the touch. It’s a win win.
The descriptions of the Veet has me convinced that my method is better.
I don’t actually do this anymore … but back in the day ….. oh ya …..
For you frugal voyeurs out there – if you strain a muscle and use Absorbine Jr on the muscle … just touch your nuts after you’ve taken care of your strain.
It’ll hurt just as much, and remove just as much hair … and, as a bonus, you’ll forget about the muscle strain.
“Best way to shave the gurgles”
God gave you and your special lady the pubic hair so as to create friction, the good kind.
If you haven’t found that out yet, yer do’in it wrong.
Something told me this was a comments thread about to go horribly wrong.
This is some kind of offshoot of the Darwin Awards, right?
GaryinWpg,
Does it itch? or is it moar of a burn? Does it help if you dip the entire works into a bowl of President’s Choice Vanilla ice cream after? Did you clog your shower drain? Was the Mrs. impressed? startled? or is this “tuesday? at your house? We’re all friends here…
I’m still laughing. It’s like the Chili Taster (http://www.funs.co.uk/fs/s31.html) I laughed myself horse and was reminded of my experience with Oil of Omega (Think Absorbine Jr. on steroid) that I applied to my nether regions when I was about 13-14 to get rid of some “mechanized dandruff” (didn’t work by the way) and after I applied it I leaped, fully clothed into the shower, offering up the boiling parts to the spray of cold water.
I’ve always found there was an increasing amount of decreasing friction. Although it may seem counter-intuitive, I have found increasing the frequency on what seems like diminishing returns, works well.
Marc,
Well…I…ah…haven’t mustered up the courage yet…or got drunk enough to be brave enough…
I good rule of thumb (or what every father should tell his sons):
If it has a list a chemicals on it, or directions for use – don’t put it on your nuts.
Snort.
Vanity and sexual paranoia can be painful…a shower and enthusiasm heve always done it for me.
I thought talk about defoliating slim and the boys was a bit much until I came across this bit of news:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/12/27/Anderson-Cooper-Talks-of-His-Mother-s-Intimate-Sex-Acts
Too much information.
This thread has killed part of my soul. I hope you’re all happy.
It’s as funny as: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art41491.asp
A bucket full of Prozac wouldn’t wipe out the mental images of this story.
Don’t forget the things we ladies do for you guys…
http://www.brazilianwaxingreno.com/painful_Brazilian_wax_stories.php
Gary in YWG
Full Mea Culpa from last nights RT.
(I didn’t see the “reviews” part and I’m blaming it on a seasonal consumption thing affecting eyesight and reading comp)
I must say that was hilarious; it’s probably the type of event that this guy will be recounting in a decades time when the pain memories have subsided. My solution is to simply let pubic hair grow and leave it up to women if they choose to depilate their vulva. The bald look seems to be quite fashionable now although it has been at the expense of my seeing more and more cases of shaving induced folliculitis in the vulvar region. Have never had a woman come in with an extreme reaction such as the individual posted in his review of the depilatory cream but did have one guy come in with marked erythema of his face after he decided to look younger by applying a hair dye to turn all the white hairs in his beard black. He was also supposed to be best man at a friends wedding in a few days which is why he undertook the appearance altering procedure. His allergic reaction did settle down with a hefty dose of prednisone but it made me decide that the white hairs I’m getting in my beard are going to stay unchanged.
“my seeing more and more cases of shaving induced folliculitis in the vulvar region.”
Life’s a bitch huh.
Candidate for Worlds Dirtiest Jobs?
M-mm no.
So this wife desperately wants a Mexican Hairless dog for Christmas. Her husband searches high and low, can’t find one, and out of desperation on Christmas eve buys her a Schnauzer.
She loves the new dog, but she’s still disappointed that it’s not a Mexican Hairless. One day she gets a brilliant idea and jogs over to her pharmacy. “I need something to remove hair” she says. The druggist shows her the “best” defoliant he has in stock and cautions her that it may cause irritation. “Once you use it on your legs, you will not be able to wear stockings for a week or so”.
“Oh, it’s not for my legs, it’s for my Schnauzer” replied the wife. “In that case Ma’am, you won’t be able to ride a bike for a week or two”.
While the reviews all were hilarious,(refused to read the last one) in the end it all seemed a bit “gay”, if you know what I mean.
“Keep them guessing, with Oil of Oy vey!”