Best Punchline?

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1. Do you suppose it was Hillary’s girl friend that made those cute little shirts to make their privates look like real men? I wonder if painting on the Geraldo mustache tickled…

2. Another schnitzengruben schatze?

3. Its wallace and gromit, The wrong trousers?
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6zbY8i4_8

4. Hands, touchin’ hands
   Reachin’ out, touchin’ me, touchin’ you!
   Apologies to Neil Diamond.

5. A Weiner and a dick.

6. It seems to me that Geraldo once “outed” Perry Como as being gay. This gives him liberal credentials?

7. Selfieish

8. One of these men has achieved fame by prostituting himself to the voting public, his bizarre behavior attracting the attention of millions.
   The other one is Anthony Weiner.

9. LOL!
   “I was brought up on a side street
   I learned how to love before I could eat
   I was educated from good stock
   When I start lovin’ I just can’t stop
   I’m a soul man
   I’m a soul man
   I’m a soul man
   I’m a soul man
   Well grab the rope and I’ll pull you in
   Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
   I’m a soul man
   I’m a soul man
   You’re a soul man!”
   (apologies to the Blues Brothers…

10. I always felt like Neil Diamond owed us an apology.

11. “Who wears short shorts?
    I wear short shorts!..”

12. You show me yours first

13. Left and Lefter.

14. Touch Pee Pees?

15. “Ivory and Ivory, together we live in perfect sexual harmony . . .”

16. I’m glad you cleared this up Anthony.
    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/09/anthony-weiner-im-not-an-idiot-97127.html?ml=po_r

17. Next on Dancing with the Stars, our first two man team………..

18. Only mike with “Weiner and Hotdog?” made me lol.

19. Guest speakers at each others Narcissist Anonymouse meetings?
    (membership is limited to one)

20. How is it that Rivera manages to work for a major network?
    Does he have friends in high places?
    The guy seem to bounce back every time he does something stupid.

21. Both of you show me your hands.

22. Good one

23. heh, photo bombed by Greg Gutfeld’s book, “Joy of Hate”.
    Right under wiener guy’s ear lobe, lol.
    Caution: increasing that picture is alarming to the senses, avoid looking directly at the eyes!

24. Two Twits on Twitter!

25. http://monster-crap.blogspot.com/2009/09/monster-crap-inductee-horror-of-party.html
    Look at this picture and make your own jokes.