Best Punchline?

75 Replies to “Best Punchline?”

1. 10 short of a dozen weinies.

2. Thank you both for wearing clothes.

3. Why do we need to know this???

4. Not so fast, Mamba. They’re not wearing any pants.

5. Cheese Weiner!

6. They both got invites to an Elton John wennie roast!

7. The one before we’re naked.

8. Full Buck 3 seconds later.

9. Who knew we wear the same size shirt?

10. I was afraid of that.

11. “You’re right! The picture quality on your phone IS really lifelike”

12. It takes a loser to know a loser.

13. And more importantly, why is there a certain (large) segment of Jews that revel in tapping into the worst parts of Western culture. Hollywood glorifies everything that is wrong with our culture, Jeraldo makes millions putting losers on TV, and Weiner wants us to vote for him. I am *not* anti-Jew at all, I admire Israel, and there are dozens upon dozens of famous Jews that I hold in very high regard. But whenever you get into the sewer of Western culture there always seems to be a Jew trying to promote the sewage, make money off it or get elected trying to appeal to it.

14. So what’s Geraldo’s excuse?

15. And this is one of not our junk.

16. Weiner and Hotdog?
    mike

17. This Photograph is not well balanced.
    Cheers

18. Look! They found a Weiner in Al Capone’s vault!

19. Carlos and Geraldo Danger. Danger just became twice as dangerous!

20. Caraldo Dangerous…dangerous..?…

21. Guess which kind of selfie this is.

22. Geraldo Rivera with a Weiner mere inches from his mouth.

23. Dickheads Synonymous.

24. How about “Dickhead Eponymous”?

25. We got the weiner and a hotdog. Pass the mustard please.

26. Where’s the Bun?

27. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

28. Who’s the bigger dick?

29. People are people, there all sorts in every segment/level/race/insert what ever descriptor or division you want right here, of society. Don’t be an a**.

30. Weiner: Geraldo’s the only guy who’ll have his picture taken with me.
    Geraldo aside: Weiner’s good fodder for my skanky TV show: Geraldo at Large. Hehe.

31. A weenie and a churro walk into a bar….

32. Isn’t that Geraldo guy Justin Trudeau’s father or something? I can’t remember my old celebrity gossip…

33. No Geraldo you’re doing it wrong… Aim 3 feet lower.

34. Who knew there was a bigger wiener than Geraldo Rivera?

35. There always seems to be a Jew? Perhaps you are looking for them and you only remember those instances that reinforce your expectation. Are you really sure there is always a Jew? You never see anyone but Jews in “…the sewer of Western culture … trying to promote the sewage, make money off it or get elected trying to appeal to it.” ?

36. Reminds me of a Carol Pope song: birds of a feather flock together…

37. Wanted! Wienerschnitzels for Octoberfest!

38. Did they compare Weiner sizes?
    It must have been a meeting of mutual man crushes.

39. Has-been meets never-will-be.

40. Say, maybe BC and NME666 an item?

41. Sorry, that should have been:
    “Say, maybe BC and NME666 are an item?”

42. Everything wrong with politics and the media in America, in one image.

43. “Dickhead Eponymous”, but which came first.
    How about a pair of zeros or Double 0

44. quit steeling my lines:-))))

45. Wiener meets Frankfurter.

46. nah, Marx was an atheist, not a jew, just ask joe (JAJ)

47. Stay tuned after this commercial break we will open the safe and see whats inside.

48. Two limp weenies seeking wholesome bun for support, apply via facebook.

49. The ‘Jew’ comment is unnecessary considering Rivera’s father is Catholic Puerto Rican.

50. Boy, those pink sunglasses sure make Geraldo look swave and deboner.