14 Replies to “I Love You, Man!”

  1. As Canadians, we’re deeply offended,Captain, but too damned polite to mention it.

  2. I never read anything by the captain because of his atrocious English. These cards are simply offensive.

  3. What, they were out of Mexicans? I find that hard to believe! Jokes on them, Canadians aren’t house broken at all!

  4. Love the Bacon Is Better Than Love bumper sticker.
    And all you tight-ass Canadians better lighten up.

  5. You’re right, his accent is very Canadian! As is his choice of words. Maybe God has been playing jokes!

  6. You know our answering service will be refusing your calls when your crapped out dollar fails , doncha.

  7. Outraged I am! Shocked, appalled and disgusted too! It’s off to the Human Rights Commission with you, Captain C!
    But, contrary to what Bri C. says, Canadians don’t bite any more. We just submit, whine a bit, and wag our tails for a few more treats.

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