I remember back in the day when he got ‘swift boated’ and exposed as a poltroon – all the bloggers started referring to him as “F#ckface”. It was endemic too – EVERYONE was calling him that.
In any event the gaffs only count in the blogosphere, not in the MSM. As a certain shrew recently said – ‘what difference does it make’?
I’m sure he voted for “Kyrgyzstan” as a country, before he voted against it
Is that one of the 57 States??? America is so fubared.I’m sure Oprah could run it better.
…but the Ketchup Gigolo speaks French & is sooo worldly!
No problem the press corp are just as clueless, and will be reporting from the Capitol of Kyrzakhstan for the next 3 years.
Maybe its the new manufacturer of swift boats?
I’ll bet Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan do not realize they have amalgamated. Lurch is no better than his boss. The goof spent most of his first speech as Secretary of State talking about climate change and for the need for carbon taxes. He was helping out his pal the Goracle.
Let me fix that for you, john:
“…..the press corpse are just as clueless…..”
“Guy Smiley” is going to be interesting to watch, as he learns his job. As much fun to watch as his boss.
Does that share a border with dirkadirkastan?
Aren’t there supposed to be advisors in the State Department who coach the boss in how to pronounce foreign names? Or has Mr Kerry pissed off his new underlings so quickly that they will let him make a fool of himself?
I wonder how much “foreign” aid is going to Kyrzakhstan? Maybe Mr Swiftboat could loan his yacht to be the embassy there. Anything to not pay Massachusetts taxes.
I guess it could be worse, like having old foot-in-mouth Biden at the helm. As much as I detest Obambam, the thought of Ole’ Joe as POTUS makes me really scared.
Now if George “Dubya” Bush had said that, who doubts the MSM would be all over it calling him a moron.
(Kerry s climate change and carbon taxes)
From my journal of war stories,
Christmas, Vietnam, 1968
Swift-boat Lt. John Kerry and I had transported weapons up the Bong Song River into Cambodia for the Khmer Rouge,
we also traded some nuclear materials for North Korean drugs.
Those long hot days are still seared, seared in my brain.
Anyway…
Lt. Kerry and I were setting on the swift boat deck smoking excellent Nork dope and talking about the weather and how it had changed from the cool 45 degree Massachusetts climate into this 90 degree,
hot as hell, humid, snake infested, dangerous, Viet Cong controlled jungle climate.
He said that someday he would be a great politician, and as the dope smoke curled up past his three purple hearts and his Cambodian hat, he told me how he would spend trillions of tax dollars trying to make the climate more comfortable all over the world.
John Kerry is a great man and once he controls the climate and makes everyone comfortable we will never have any more wars and peace will rule the planet.
True story,
someday I will also tell you how I caused his third purple heart..
On the bright side, should Kyrgyzstan sue for defamation they could probably buy another vowel.
He actually said “I can see Kyrzakhstan from my some of my mansions!”
True story.
Anyone who believes that politicians of any political affiliation are elected for their intelligence, is a naive fool.
Fearless Leader – hats off to you, m’ man!
I nominate you as the Official SDA Candidate for the Gov. Gen’l’s Award.
I am surprised none have mentioned his infamous “dumb soldier in Iraq” gaffe.
Sorry, that’s right, nobody on the political right considered it a gaffe.
Too much partisan hay to reap by claiming Kerry got up that morning and decided it a great political strategic plan to directly insult America’s young men and women in serious harm’s way.
Accurate point, N of 60.
Justthinkin said: …Oprah could run it better.
Get with it man, Oprah is one of the reasons America is so FU!
Cyclist:
Kerry isn’t stupid, he’s nuanced. LOL
Doug….oprah is perfect.She hates all white men,men are the worst things since the devil.And she is part of the 1%.not that she will ever admit it.Skank that she is.
Anyone figured out why most female hosts on TV are queer, black, ugly or a combo thereof?
Oprah doesn’t totally hate men. There’s that Stedman guy. With his total lack of self-respect he must count for half. When St. Peter asks him what he did in life, he gets to say that he was Oprah’s puppy.
Don’t presume Steadman is a guy.
“Don’t presume Steadman is a guy.”
Was it shortened from Instead of Man ?
And people say that Wikipedia is a source of misinformation. Why I typed in “Dumb as a bag of hammers” and it said “See John Kerry”. I may have re-evaluate my opinion of Wiki.
John: I believe you meant press corpse:)
I always knew the guy was a fraud when they were using his film from his time in Vietnam in his ads. Who in their right mind would think of filming his leadership in a war (on his own) other than a narcissist of the highest order.
Well, how is a man of the world supposed to keep all those Trashcanistans straight? And who would know which one he was actually trying to talk about?
#JohnKerryNewCountries was trending on Twitter this afternoon. My contribution: Bushblamia
That country will get off lucky. When Obomb-us punches the name into a GPS for a drone strike , he wont find it
He probably meant Kerryakistan.
I didn’t know one could make up their own country.
I call President of South Unicornis!
But seriously, he’s a maroon. Obama picked wisely. He’ll deflect attention from Obama’s incompetence and wickedness.
Someone smarter than I said, When it comes to personnel, A’s picks A’s, C’s pick C’s.
I think we can append that: F’s pick “I hate the Jooos” Hagel, “Ghengis Kahn” Kerry, Turbotax Geithner, and Joey “shotgun” Biden.
I remember back in the day when he got ‘swift boated’ and exposed as a poltroon – all the bloggers started referring to him as “F#ckface”. It was endemic too – EVERYONE was calling him that.
In any event the gaffs only count in the blogosphere, not in the MSM. As a certain shrew recently said – ‘what difference does it make’?
I’m sure he voted for “Kyrgyzstan” as a country, before he voted against it
Is that one of the 57 States??? America is so fubared.I’m sure Oprah could run it better.
…but the Ketchup Gigolo speaks French & is sooo worldly!
No problem the press corp are just as clueless, and will be reporting from the Capitol of Kyrzakhstan for the next 3 years.
Maybe its the new manufacturer of swift boats?
I’ll bet Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan do not realize they have amalgamated. Lurch is no better than his boss. The goof spent most of his first speech as Secretary of State talking about climate change and for the need for carbon taxes. He was helping out his pal the Goracle.
Let me fix that for you, john:
“…..the press corpse are just as clueless…..”
“Guy Smiley” is going to be interesting to watch, as he learns his job. As much fun to watch as his boss.
Does that share a border with dirkadirkastan?
Aren’t there supposed to be advisors in the State Department who coach the boss in how to pronounce foreign names? Or has Mr Kerry pissed off his new underlings so quickly that they will let him make a fool of himself?
I wonder how much “foreign” aid is going to Kyrzakhstan? Maybe Mr Swiftboat could loan his yacht to be the embassy there. Anything to not pay Massachusetts taxes.
I guess it could be worse, like having old foot-in-mouth Biden at the helm. As much as I detest Obambam, the thought of Ole’ Joe as POTUS makes me really scared.
Now if George “Dubya” Bush had said that, who doubts the MSM would be all over it calling him a moron.
(Kerry s climate change and carbon taxes)
From my journal of war stories,
Christmas, Vietnam, 1968
Swift-boat Lt. John Kerry and I had transported weapons up the Bong Song River into Cambodia for the Khmer Rouge,
we also traded some nuclear materials for North Korean drugs.
Those long hot days are still seared, seared in my brain.
Anyway…
Lt. Kerry and I were setting on the swift boat deck smoking excellent Nork dope and talking about the weather and how it had changed from the cool 45 degree Massachusetts climate into this 90 degree,
hot as hell, humid, snake infested, dangerous, Viet Cong controlled jungle climate.
He said that someday he would be a great politician, and as the dope smoke curled up past his three purple hearts and his Cambodian hat, he told me how he would spend trillions of tax dollars trying to make the climate more comfortable all over the world.
John Kerry is a great man and once he controls the climate and makes everyone comfortable we will never have any more wars and peace will rule the planet.
True story,
someday I will also tell you how I caused his third purple heart..
On the bright side, should Kyrgyzstan sue for defamation they could probably buy another vowel.
He actually said “I can see Kyrzakhstan from my some of my mansions!”
True story.
Anyone who believes that politicians of any political affiliation are elected for their intelligence, is a naive fool.
Fearless Leader – hats off to you, m’ man!
I nominate you as the Official SDA Candidate for the Gov. Gen’l’s Award.
I am surprised none have mentioned his infamous “dumb soldier in Iraq” gaffe.
Sorry, that’s right, nobody on the political right considered it a gaffe.
Too much partisan hay to reap by claiming Kerry got up that morning and decided it a great political strategic plan to directly insult America’s young men and women in serious harm’s way.
Accurate point, N of 60.
Get with it man, Oprah is one of the reasons America is so FU!
Cyclist:
Kerry isn’t stupid, he’s nuanced. LOL
Doug….oprah is perfect.She hates all white men,men are the worst things since the devil.And she is part of the 1%.not that she will ever admit it.Skank that she is.
Anyone figured out why most female hosts on TV are queer, black, ugly or a combo thereof?
Oprah doesn’t totally hate men. There’s that Stedman guy. With his total lack of self-respect he must count for half. When St. Peter asks him what he did in life, he gets to say that he was Oprah’s puppy.
Don’t presume Steadman is a guy.
“Don’t presume Steadman is a guy.”
Was it shortened from Instead of Man ?
And people say that Wikipedia is a source of misinformation. Why I typed in “Dumb as a bag of hammers” and it said “See John Kerry”. I may have re-evaluate my opinion of Wiki.
John: I believe you meant press corpse:)
I always knew the guy was a fraud when they were using his film from his time in Vietnam in his ads. Who in their right mind would think of filming his leadership in a war (on his own) other than a narcissist of the highest order.
Well, how is a man of the world supposed to keep all those Trashcanistans straight? And who would know which one he was actually trying to talk about?
#JohnKerryNewCountries was trending on Twitter this afternoon. My contribution: Bushblamia
That country will get off lucky. When Obomb-us punches the name into a GPS for a drone strike , he wont find it
He probably meant Kerryakistan.
I didn’t know one could make up their own country.
I call President of South Unicornis!
But seriously, he’s a maroon. Obama picked wisely. He’ll deflect attention from Obama’s incompetence and wickedness.
Someone smarter than I said, When it comes to personnel, A’s picks A’s, C’s pick C’s.
I think we can append that: F’s pick “I hate the Jooos” Hagel, “Ghengis Kahn” Kerry, Turbotax Geithner, and Joey “shotgun” Biden.