17 Replies to “English Major with a Music Minor”

  1. C’mon now. scarecrows can’t read or think…that’s why they’re scarecrows.

  2. Hey, I was an English major, which is why the title reminds me of that scene in Jude the Obscure where the boy loses his job working scaring crows. It’s not as easy as it sounds…

  3. Are you kidding, that’s my dream job!! I could sit in the middle of the field all day playing my guitar, and when the partridge show up blast them out of the sky. I could get paid to do my two favourite things, play my guitar and shoot partridge. That would be awesome!!

  4. He should have rounded his education off with a couple of courses on Wymens studies. Then he’d be even more valueless to the human race.

  5. “sit in the middle of the field all day playing my guitar,”
    Must be a guitar player thing – it didn’t sound that bad to me either! I don’t do any hunting, but I could always start, and meantime I could get in my regular 10 K running around the field.
    Probably not the sort of job that’s good for picking up women in bars…but considering the luck I’ve had with other careers, who knows?

  6. “I could be another Lincoln”
    I’m gonna have that tune in my head all day. Hey, wait a minute, how did a scarecrow from Oz know about Lincoln?

  7. ” is employed to scare away partridges from an oilseed rape field in Aylsham.”
    I’ve heard about the ‘killing fields’ in Cambodia,but this is the first I’ve ever heard of these atrocities. Methinks that the partridges,unless they are traveling together in a VW van,may not be the biggest problem.

  8. how did a scarecrow from Oz know about Lincoln
    Actually,Dorothy brought up Mr. Lincoln.

  9. “Dorothy brought up Mr. Lincoln.”
    Your knowledge is extensive. I doff my tin funnel to you, sir.

  10. Ten acres of rapeseed? Ten acres? Around these parts, we see canola (rapeseed) fields of 160, or 320, or 640 acres.
    Hardly seems worthwhile to even get into that market with only ten acres and then have to hire a scarecrow to protect that tiny crop.
    Where’s phil? That farmer in England must be getting subsidized up the ying-yang if he thinks it’s worthwhile to plant a mere ten acres of the stuff.

  11. gordinkneehill at, 2012 1:42 PM
    phil may just be out in the middle of a field…work and all that U kno:-)))

  12. I’m far too dignified to work as a scarecrow. However, I’m optimistic that my new career as an avian intimidation consultant will really take off..

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