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Lettuce put a stop to this. Those women need a dressing down. They obviously relish their salads.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Salad.
Salad days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0
Healthy Happy Fun Salad…
Who knew women liked having their salad tossed so much?
People, it’s one of them Searing Indictment thingees. I mean, it’s not Women Laughing In Groups With Salad, is it? That’s because this laughter is hollow, forced, alienated from any meaningful social context, and ultimately self-defeating. These women have been manipulated by the patriarcho-industrial complex; they don’t care about the planet, about the interconnectedness of all life. In a very real way, they are consuming Nature Herself, as represented by the, um, salad. If you look closely, you will see that the salad is covered with pesticides.
Really, really closely.
My wife wants to know what is in those salads. They must have been watching CBC.
If you are with PETA, you sometimes wear your salad.
I really didn’t think much of your comment until I realized you were a art cricket…nice.
There’s a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JjjcAvYBHI&feature=related
Related, crying while eating:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMeSJUO0l1I
I guess this is “a thing”?
Damnit, my salads never make me that happy.A good steak on the other hand……….
Wife forces me to eat the salad before I can get to the steak. keep telling her Rabbits have a short life span and and she insists it’s ’cause they don’t get all the good chemicals in the dressing.
I’ll have what she’s having.
What did the mayonaise say to the man that opened the fridge?
Close the door I’m dressing.
Geeze, another thing to figure out about women. As if we needed more…
Are they battery powered?
Heh. They don’t show all the men laughing alone so they don’t have to eat that crap!
Anxiety sells!!! Do not deviate too much from ‘the norm’. Yes, our MSM types, with their advertising and editorial messaging try their best to define that norm, commercially and politically. Deviation too far from the norm results in exclusion, with resultant reduced mating opportunities.
Consumption of too much media yields education systems that have transitioned from developing skills as mechanisms to address anxiety to developing conforming zombies, who laugh on cue when they finally get quality alone time with their leafy greens.
Seems to some of a meme, eh? Ever notice in all the TV ads for food or restaurants, not that they hardly ever ever advertise food or restaurants on TV, heh, that when a woman model takes a bite of something, she almost invariably closes her eyes and evinces sheer ecstasy?
Pizza, hamburger, yogurt, it doesn’t matter; one bite and the eyelids slam shut. It’s hilarious once you notice it.