31 Replies to “Luberal.ca”

  1. I’m not sure it was mistake. The liberal use of lube will be needed if they get elected.

  2. Now, that’s what I call truth in advertising!
    Thanks for the laugh, Kate!

  4. I don’t think this was a mistake, they intend to screw the west but at least did take the time to see if a lube option was possible.
    Really, they were just taking our best interests to heart!
    Plus, the information from the lube site would at least be useful in some respects, where anything from the actual liberal site is a waste of time.

  5. …they’re in discussions about having the Liberal Party buy the domain name.
    To host future Liberal budget documents, probably. A sound investment.

  6. Feel the burn:

    According to the website’s owner, who said she “never asked for any of this attention” and didn’t want to be named, they’re in discussions about having the Liberal Party buy the domain name.

    Eh, why not.

  8. I know you guys are kinda dumb over here, but I didn’t think y’all were this dumb.

  9. “I know you guys are kinda dumb over here, but I didn’t think y’all were this dumb.”
    Over where? Dumb about what? I think you must lost in an areas that your IQ normally would not allow you to be in. Go back to your trailer.

  11. bagadonitz has some good advice for us if the Liberals get elected.
    A good laugh is a nice way to start the day.

  12. “Unfortunately for Trudeau, whoever generated the QR code for his campaign poster made a typo. Instead of typing in “liberal.ca” – the website for the Liberal Party of Canada – he or she typed in “luberal.ca”, the site of an organization devoted to “encouraging the liberal use of lube” in sexual encounters.”
    Heh heh ironic that this may be a case of unintended truth in advertising – pretty much any encounter with a liberal government involves a lot of bending over and lubricant may make the experience less painful.

  14. “Luberal.ca”
    Bend Over for the elections.

    A Canadian goes to a proctologist for his very first rectal exam. The doc tells him to wait in the examination room.
    Once inside, the man notices three items on the desk: a tube of Luberal Jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
    When the doctor comes in, the man says, “Look, Doc, this is my first exam.
    I know what the Luberal jelly is for,
    and I know what the gloves are for …
    but what’s that beer doing there?”
    The doctor looks at the beer and turns red with anger.
    “Nurse,” he screams. “I said a butt light!”

  15. I guess someone forgot the test the barcode before printing it….or maybe they didn’t.
    Don’t most Liberal governments encourage the liberal use of lube to push their agenda through?
    I’m just saying.

  16. Wow, Kate. Do you find it depressing that when you post a joke most of your readers buy it as truth? This site used to be dedicated to thinking critically about the media but, ironically, your followers buy everything you post as truth. This is particularly embarrassing, as you even included the fact that luberal.ca is not taken and that the blog you cited is filled with other obvious April fools posts.

  17. News flash: Jack Layton announced today that all subsidies for “dirty” lube would be removed and given to companies offering new “clean” lube technologies.
    The Liberals, meanwhile, said lube was needed for all the taxes they plan to shove up the a**es of Canadians.

  18. conservatives don’t mind laughing at themselves–’cause we still have our sense of humour. However our ranks are slowly being filled by people who think themselves so much smarter (therefore, better) because they “caught on” right away…LOL
    stay grounded

  19. Wow, Kate. Do you find it depressing that when you post a joke most of your readers buy it as truth?
    Not at all. If you scan a newspaper on any given day of the week, half of the “news” stories could double for April Fools jokes or parody.
    Check yesterday’s posts, one which includes news that NATO is warning it may bomb both sides in Libya.
    Because everyone in the conflict is now dressed as a civilian.
    Because NATO decided they’d bomb Qaddafi to protect “civilians”.
    If I’d posted that today, nobody would have been “fooled”. It’s just too f*&^ing stupid for words.

  21. As Art Garfunkel said, “The nearer your destination the more you’re slip slidin’ away.”

  22. Justin, after a long separation from his dear mother Maggie visits his proctologist, the proctologists asks him, “What seems to be the problem?”
    Justin replies, “Doc, every time I fart it makes a sound like Honda.” Just then Justin farts and it sounds like Honda. He farts again and again, loud backfires his backside goes HONDA!
    The proctologists says, “Well lets take a look then.”
    After a thorough exam the proctologist muses, “I see, I see.”
    Anxious now, Justin demands to know the truth, “What is it Doc?!!!”
    Proctologist, “It’s an abscess.”
    Justin, “An abscess? I don’t understand.”
    Proctologist, “Well Justin everybody knows, abscess makes the fart go Honda.”
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  27. And there on the floor with his as*hole tore, lay dangerous Justin Magee. Should have bought Luberal Justin….

  28. Wonder if it’s jiffy lube, gets slippery fast? Justin could make use of it as he slides down the slope to oblivion.

  31. Yeah “luberal”
    …………………..
    SEX AT 73!!
    I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, Informing me that I can have sex at 73!
    I’m so happy, because I live at number 84….
    So it’s not far to walk home afterwards!

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