But I have a condition

You’ve got to wonder sometimes if this whole “human rights” thing hasn’t gone too far:

A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.

The union, NU’91, is calling the campaign “I Draw The Line Here,” with an advert that features a young woman covering her face with crossed hands.

A more effective advert would show a trio of brawny Dutch-Calvinist nurses advancing with a pillow…

57 Replies to “But I have a condition…”

  1. So, who pays for the condoms, contraceptive pills, medications to treat STDs, etc. for the nurses?
    I never knew that putting one’s life on the line — while pleasuring someone else’s — was part of a nurse’s job.
    This is a joke, right?

  2. Abe, the ‘over and above’ in my post was an attempt at bawdy humour. Very English you know, and this is so much like a premise for an English TV series.

  3. Conceivably, there are those who experience more eroticism with the nurses insertion of the anal thermometer, than the prostate check. Of course it all depends, one supposes, on whether the nurse is male or female. And that’s all I’m going to comment on THAT!

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