Keir Starmer’s Britain

22 Replies to “Keir Starmer’s Britain”

1. When you cuff the guy who’s bleeding out, and not the one with the knife, because you’re afraid someone might call you racists.

   I foresee a vast and inexorable swinging of the pendulum WAY the other way…

   1. One may hope.

   2. It said nothing of any investigation of misconduct on the part of the police. That high degree of incompetence needs to be dealt with.

      1. “It said nothing of any investigation of misconduct on the part of the police.”

         Unfortunately, I’m sure the coppers followed Standard Operating Procedure to the letter. Including letting him bleed out waiting for the ambulance instead of driving him to hospital in the cop car.

         But the EIGHT INCH ceremonial kirpan has got me thinking. Perhaps we need a Church of FAFO that specifies ceremonial dirks, the Sgian-dubh and a ceremonial Claymore must be worn in public. “Hey, it’s my religion coppers. Have some respect, racists.”

         That’s silly of course, everybody knows Whites aren’t allowed religious exemptions.

         1. have you considered becoming a charter member of the Church of John Moses Browning?

            1. I like that idea.
               Would my ceremonial 1911 need to be concealed or would open carry be required?

            2. Rob … May I suggest the natives start using the diversity of their own ceremonial knives …
               https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk

   3. Indeed Phantom … the cops are c*nts for cuffing the stabbing victim for the crime of being white while being stabbed by a coloured guy.
      The world is spinning out of control and it is government that is powering the spin.

      1. To paraphrase Norm McDonald 99% of the police are giving the rest a bad name.

2. Some day the goose stepping morons in the street (in this case the police) need to
   realize they are on the wrong side and quit or stop following evil orders.

   1. It doesn’t matter how many “good ones” people claim are in uniform, if the bad ones are also still in uniform, calmly “just following orders.”

      1. no no no. its ‘zhuzst fossosink horders!!! himmel zein!!! seig hiel seig hiel!!!!!
         foxed it for ya.

3. All coming to a Commonwealth Nation near you soon!

4. ages ago when a sikh high schooler was allow HIS oh so precious kirpan, l inquired, what if a a violent school bully took it from him and used it to stab a high schooler victim to death?
   sound of crickets . . . . now look. the high school HAS been stabbed BY a ‘ceremonial’ knife.

   also, it occurs to me, why cant these ‘ceremonial’ knives be turned into a movie prop and
   the blades dulled to the point they cant cut?
   oopsie. thats RAAAAAACIIIIIIIST.

   1. They could easily be wired shut so that you couldn’t remove it from it’s sheath without tools, but that would defeat the purpose of arming the Sikhs against their enemies.

5. In Canada, I can’t carry a pocket knife on a plane, but if I throw a turban on my head it is my legal charter right to carry a Kirpan on a plane (length limits apply)

6. Can someone start a religion where you’re required to carry a ceremonial Glock?

   1. Church of FAFO.

      Glocks are haram though, approved ceremonial is a steel 1911 in .45, extended mag allowed for the Reform sect. In honor of St. John Browning, of course. For extra virtue a steel revolver, in honour St. Samuel Colt. For the Lord made Man, and St. Samuel made men equal.

      What’s funny is that Sikhs have the kirpan rule A) to irritate the Hindus and B) because they were being m*rdered by the moose limbs in large numbers. Like, entire towns at one go. Nanak made the kirpan rule and the moose limbs all sort of stopped getting so excited. Your average moose limb tends to caution over religion when the other guy can fight back.

7. Why anyone would spend one cent visiting that stupid little country is beyond me.

   1. yep. l completely wiped it off the possible itinerary for a number of reasons, one of which
      l legitimately feared breaking a ‘rule’ of some sort and spend my vaycay in gaol.
      fcku ’em. l hope charlie III gets a ceremonial kirpan right in the chest. really.

8. Britain has become so woke, it is surreal. When I read the part highlighted in blue, I had ro click the link, because a rational person would think it had to be the Bee.

9. Jesus, a shipload of containers full of armalites and ammo needs to reach that place.
   Or Nuke It.