Hope, Change, Porkulus

Quote of the Day Update;

“As God as my witness, I thought hams could fly…..”

Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?

h/t Speedy
Note: This has been reported as “debunked” as the order was for a whole bunch of 2 lb hams. Actually, this company received two such contracts, the other for over $2 million. Apparently, frozen ham is a key component in the rebuilding of California’s crumbling infrastructure…
There’s plenty of other stimulus entertainment to be had if you have time to search the small contracts on this page.
Monday morning chain yank at Drudgereport:
SPENDING SCARED: WHITE HOUSE PUTS OFF RELEASE OF BUDGET UPDATE…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $2,531,600 FOR ‘HAM, WATER ADDED, COOKED, FROZEN, SLICED, 2-LB’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,191,200 FOR ‘2 POUND FROZEN HAM SLICED’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $351,807 FOR ‘REPLACE AND UPGRADE THE DUMBWAITER’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,562,568 FOR ‘MOZZARELLA CHEESE’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $5,708,260 FOR ‘PROCESS CHEESE’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $16,784,272 FOR ‘CANNED PORK’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,444,100 FOR ‘REPAIR DOOR BLDG 5112’…
RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $541,119 FOR ‘INSTALL TRAFFIC SIGNAL’…
And the USDA response on Drudge Item on Recovery Act Funding. Heh.