19 Replies to ““This employee is no longer with the company.””

    1. Hey, let’s not make fun of fatties, the porkys in our society. If Canada is hit by a famine, they’ll survive.

        1. She could feed an entire rugby team who are trapped on a mountainside in the Andes … for months.

  1. video cameras. by the billions now, cropping up every nook and cranny.
    portable, big and small. wide angle, telephoto. stills and videos.
    and still this profoundly stoooooopid ‘thing’ commits theft.
    in public.
    well lit broad daylite.
    what in hades was going thru that lardass’s grey matter? to throw away a lasting enviable career.
    with a prestigious bank.
    most, highly recognizable.
    for a garbage can.
    lard.
    ass.

    1. But she’ll have no trouble finding job — even in these poor economic times. DEI is still the in thing.

  2. Seeing that buffalo, make me wonder why it didn’t eat all that garbage.In about 15seconds flat!

  3. Good riddance to bad garbage. And if she does get charged with “petit larceny” they should large-size those charges.

  4. Even the bruthaz and sistaz in the background are looking at her like “Are you crazy b***h?!?!”

  5. Poor thing. It’ll have to go back to its old job: centerfold in Porker Monthly.

  6. Obviously a big basketball fan, I wonder how much vertical she gets on a jump shot? Probably not enough to dunk.

  7. Am I the only one noticing that her outfit and the garbage can share the same colours? Also, having her stealing property and leaving piles of trash is another great metaphor.

    1. This was the post NY Knicks victory riot. She stole the garbage can to have the NY Knicks decorated souvenir.

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