The “Be Mean To Jennifer Lynch” T-Shirt Slogan Contest

21 Replies to “The “Be Mean To Jennifer Lynch” T-Shirt Slogan Contest”

1. The best bet would be to wear ANY t-shirt as it would, no doubt, be offensive. So take out that old Hawaii souvenir shirt. Something is offensive about that in this day and age of thin-skinned bureaucrats who find offense in ANYTHING.
   Off-topic:
   http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090624/national/crime_walmart_baby

2. Just as TV’s Hogan’s Heroes had the inept Colonel ‘Klink’ as the Commandant of Stalag 13, Canada has the pathetic (but delightfully named)Her(r) Oberst ‘Lynch’ heading up the laughable Human Rights Commission.
   Tune in to our HRCs boys and girls, the comedy doesn’t get better than this!

3. Thanks for the link – Alexander of Hollywood has kindly upgraded the prizes – the Top 3 entrants receive – 3 free T’s for 1st place, 2 for 2nd, 1 for 3rd – each with their winning slogan immortalized.

4. If Jennifer Lynch finds bloggers have offended her, can she file a human rights complaint with the CHRC for her hurt feelings?

5. SAY NO TO
   LYNCH MOB
   JUSTICE

6. I like You have the right to read this T-shirt..If I say you can.

7. THE LYNCH MOB DRAGGED ME TO THE CHRC STAR CHAMBER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY:
   1)Abuse of my Charter Rights and Freedoms
   2)$100,000.00 Legal Bill
   3)Forced Apology
   4)Thought Control
   5)T-Shirt
   6)Custom fitted mouth ball gag
   7)mmmmffff mmfffff mfffff

8. Jennifer Lynch, my right to free speech doesn’t end at your ears.

9. Vote for Dave in Guelph
   Thanks in advance!
   SILENCE!
   This message approved by Jennifer Lynch & The CHRC.

10. Jennifer Lynch Lenin

11. Jennifer Lynched Democracy.

12. Shouldn’t that second option contain a “likely” in there somewhere?

13. “SAY NO TO
    LYNCH MOB
    JUSTICE ”
    Bubba’s got the winner there.

14. Hiel!!! Frau!!!! Lynch!!!!!
    Vare did u hide za radio!!!! Silence!!!!
    Vee have vays of extracting za information, u traitor!!!!!

15. Ilsa Lynch He-Wolf of the hrc, at your service

16. Would BCF add, “I was a Stormfront sockpuppet and all I got was this lousy Jennifer Lynch T-shirt”, or is it too late?

17. Good one Andy, but sadly entries are closed. We will need a name for our line of Jennifer Lynch Leisure Wear apparel however.
    Something that says you’re a stylish but relaxed Grievance Monger.

18. NEWSFLASH !
    Ottawa
    Canada’s Human Rights Boss launches counterattack against Detractors
    The boss of Canada’s embattled Human Rights Commission (HRC), Jennifer Lynch, has launched her own blogsite in retaliation for “unfair attacks” that have “sullied the reputation” of the HRC.
    According to her press release, as proof of the HRC’s commitment to fairness, objectivity and transparency, the site, thelynchpost.com, will post the names of acquitted individuals … in the very unlikely event that an acquittal should ever happen.

19. I like the ‘SILENCE’ line. It reminds me of Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the dead terrorist: “Silence!. I keeel you!’

20. Our vans are everywhere

21. ” Lynch wants my tongue”