Name That Scandal!

I started things off with Catgastrogaffe, and our trusty commentors have picked up the torch in the comments…
Cat-aquiddick
CatManDone
Give it your best shot. In the immortal words of “the Phantom” …

K-man has done nothing wrong. Zero. He printed words on the internet. A lame-o joke. That’s nothing.
And because he’s done exactly nothing, he should get NAILED TO THE WALL in exactly the same fashion as others have been nailed to the wall by him and his buddies in the anti-hate industry.

Precisely!

89 Replies to “Name That Scandal!”

  1. A perfect case of Catatonic Schizophrenia.
    From Mayoclinic.com: Catatonic schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis).

  2. Kinsella is living proof, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Adios Kinsella, have fun in liberal limbo.

  3. In keeping with the feline theme can I quote…?
    ‘Crazy Lee; Well, how’d you like to kiss my sister’s black cat’s ass?’ …just a line from the Pekinpah’s ‘Wild Bunch’ a great western.
    (Crazy Lee then dies about 10 seconds later, but in my mind’s eye I picture Crazy Lee addressing this line to Kinsella)

  4. Contrary to ‘Phantom’s assertion of WK’s innocence, I’d respectfully suggest NOT!
    WK libeled the restaurant, potentially harming their reputation and income… “joke” or not.
    Many years ago I worked for a large multi-national. It was made very clear to all employees that making negative comments about our competitors to our customers was a FIRING OFFENCE. They clearly understood that it said more about us than about our competitors.
    Has somebody already suggested that WK is a cat-astrophe looking for an occasion?

  5. My vote goes to Kathy’s “Cataquiddick”. Purrrrfect!
    Remember the old children’s song, “The Cat Came Back”?
    “But the catscam came back the very next day,
    The catscam came back, Warren thought it was a goner
    But the catscam came back; it just couldn’t stay away.
    Away, away, yea, yea, yea”

  6. That China News item is a beauty, Maz. Google translate pulls out nice snippets like “expel from Liberal party”.

  7. tread carefully folks! machiavelli outlined a deadly political maneuver, based on chinese food, in “the prince”

  8. There’s been more than enough “gates” and “scams” in the last twenty years. IMO, “Cataquiddick” is the hands-down winner.
    And WK should be henceforth referred to as Catmeat Kinsella.

  9. That comment will act as the catalyst of his downfall.
    I wonder how long it will be before someone launches a human rights complaint against him?

  10. Might as well cancel this competition. He has absolved himself on his blog, congratulated himself for his superior conduct over the hateful Shaidle and Steyn. But hey, I shouldn’t be too critical. My dog eats its own vomit and thinks it’s great.

  11. No Greek here: sinophobie? sinophobia? Merde.
    Questceque?
    “L’arroseur arrosé” + “Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !”
    More: “un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct”.
    IGGY says STOP.
    …-
    “Canada – L’arroseur arrosé : Un “censeur” libéral traqueur d’islamophobes est accusé de sinophobie par l’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne !
    Warren Kinsella est un stratège politique libéral senior de Michael Ignatieff, un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct qui est bien connu dans l’Ouest canadien pour ses accusations abusives de racisme contre ses adversaires politiques. Il en a fait une industrie, agissant même comme conseiller pour le Congrès islamique canadien dans sa plainte contre Maclean’s et Mark Steyn, et menaçant Ezra Levant de poursuites. À l’en croire Kinsella, le Canada serait l’épicentre de la haine sur Terre. Alors vous pouvez imaginer combien nos amis se réjouissent des déboires du bigot sinophobe politiquement incorrect raciste Kinsella. L’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne demande au chef du parti libéral de le congédier !
    Cat-astrophe ! Dans cette vidéo, Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !”
    http://pointdebasculecanada.ca/spip.php?breve1494

  12. Fat cat splat, more liberal roadkill. Nobody, Nooooobody deserves this more that that liberal pissboy. Understand that dufus Kinsella, Toronto talk, Nooooobody. Big fun when you made liberal fun of Stock Day, yea lieberals laugh at those lame things like you did, ha ha, funny as Goodales haircut or Mcallum being booted from an AC flight for his smell. Come to think about it, that is a funny haircut.

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