Name That Scandal!

I started things off with Catgastrogaffe, and our trusty commentors have picked up the torch in the comments…
Cat-aquiddick
CatManDone
Give it your best shot. In the immortal words of “the Phantom” …

K-man has done nothing wrong. Zero. He printed words on the internet. A lame-o joke. That’s nothing.
And because he’s done exactly nothing, he should get NAILED TO THE WALL in exactly the same fashion as others have been nailed to the wall by him and his buddies in the anti-hate industry.

Precisely!

89 Replies to “Name That Scandal!”

  1. “Cat-Shit From Hell”
    “The Cat’s in the Griddle with a Silver Spoon”
    Wow, those are freakin’ hilarious!!!Well done!

  2. Cataquidick made me laugh out loud.
    What would be perfect would be if he was charged by the HRC and marksteyn spoke in his defense.

  3. Catman Don’t (to paraphrase Bob Seger)
    But seriously, cat isn’t that bad – it’s sort of the ‘other’ other white meat.

  4. He really got to you guys, huh.
    For what its worth, from the perspective of someone who neither knows him, nor cares about what he did, it looks like he really managed to wind you guys up. Very few things prompt such a prolonged and pointless response. You’re giving him waaaaaaay too much importance. He must be pleased.

  5. “He really got to you guys, huh.
    For what its worth, from the perspective of someone who neither knows him, nor cares about what he did, it looks like he really managed to wind you guys up. Very few things prompt such a prolonged and pointless response. You’re giving him waaaaaaay too much importance. He must be pleased.”
    Gee, Warren. You should be in bed by now, no?

  6. “”He really got to you guys, huh.”
    Maybe its the half dozen or so lawsuits he’s launched to try and bankrupt people that’s got folk’s backs up…ya think?

  7. Bernie: “Cat on a Caught Spin Goof.”
    LOL!!
    Re trickd’s asinine comment: If you don’t know who Kinsella is and less about his nasty capers, then, as they say in the vernacular, STFU.
    In other words, take a long walk off a short pier — is dat yu, WARREN?

  8. Nah, Warren didn’t “get to us”, he just gave us an opportunity to serve him up some of his “Special WK” shit he likes to toss out.
    He needs to be called on this one because it certainly offended the Chinese people. Apparently he apologized but not sure where or when. The MSM is protecting their own again.

  9. One would assume that both Warren(BBQ)Kinsella and Scott(KILL EM DEAD)Reid are “entitled to their entitlements” which should include appearances before the Marsupial Court conducted by the henchmen of the CHRC before this clique goes extinct due to a return to common sense.

  10. Catkicked from The Mall
    Catnab
    Baked Idiot with Cat
    Have your Cat and Eat it Too
    Cat-sup-War
    Cat Eating For Dummies
    Chinese Fire Drill
    Year Of The Gored Ox
    Hoppy News Smear
    War”n CatSwalloweh
    Cat-sup Stain
    Chinese O-Limp-Dicks
    Year Of The obnOXous
    Takeout with Cat-Sup
    Chinese takeout

  11. Maybe its the half dozen or so lawsuits he’s launched to try and bankrupt people that’s got folk’s backs up…ya think?
    Yeah, that and he bloody well deserves to sit in the poo he’s buried in his own litter box ’cause he’s sure been diggin’ it in under the neighbour’s gardens for years.
    Liz J – he apologized in Chinese on his blog. He provided the original English text in the comments section. It’s the kind of apology my Mom would have sent me back to my room for – “I’m sorry I did something stupid but look, they’re stupider!”
    Then, the final appeal to authority.
    Kinsella thinks J. S. Mills agrees with him (on section 13(1), I presume – tho’ he doesn’t specifically mention it). Well, first off Mills is long dead (and his essay “On Liberty” can hardly be represented by that one selected sentence), so he actually can’t confirm what Kinsella says is true, and second, I somehow doubt it.

  12. I think WK should be free to say whatever he wants – however there are always consequences to actions. I don’t think he should be charged with a hate crime or be investigated by HRC, but he should lose his job with the LPC. After all, can this possibiliy be in keeping with Liberal ‘values’ (whatever they happen to be at any given moment – I doubt they include alienating a potential voting block – the Liberals are not that stupid!).

  13. Kimshiela was Mao Maoled by a self inflicted pussyfoot in mouth problem.
    Perhaps he is working on the following phrases as we await the coming whitewash:
    I haven’t done anything wrong.
    我冇做錯野. Ngóh móuh jouh cho yéh.
    It was a misunderstanding.
    件事係誤會. Ginh sih haih ngh-wuih.
    I want to talk to a lawyer.
    我要搵律師. Ngóh yiu wán leuhtsī.

  14. Sask-Cat-Ch-A-Warren…. being Canada’s most hypocritical no-talent political opportunist.
    Can you imagine the hiss-trionics if Warren caught our buddy Ezra making the same off the cuff accusation?

  15. I’m not very good at this sort of thing, but given my nom de blog, I should be weighing in.
    Blogosphere hits Katsella with buckets of return spray.
    Purr-fect retribution for the felinophobic one; Warren chokes on his own hairball.

  16. Thanks for the link, Kate! Always nice to see my nom de plume up in lights.
    As for K-man, he’s like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Looks good on him.

  17. So while all this attention is being focused on Kinsella, I wonder what is being ignored? Has to be a reason he keeps sticking that foot in there, again and again.

  18. Iggie wants to adopt two burmese kittens…seriously….but why burmese and not siamese or dare I say….chinese? Now,I am not aware if “chinese cats”are a distinct and recognized breed….but I have heard of a certain fella who seems to be quite knowledgeable about cats……

  19. Alright, stop already! You guys are killing me! I call for a vote:
    The Cat’s in the Griddle with a Silver Spoon
    Catscam
    (\__/)
    (=’.’=) sella
    Cat on a Caught Spin Goof.
    The Cat’s in the Griddle with the Silver Spoon
    Kicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Claude Balls
    Hoisted By His Own Petard Gate
    Cat Scat Fever
    Have your Cat and Eat it Too
    Cat-sup-War
    War”n CatSwalloweh
    Liberal Fascism Catechism
    Katmeat Kinsella’s Konundrum
    CatMan done
    Cat-aquidick
    Kittygate
    Cat-Shit From Hell
    The KittenCaboodle Scandal

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