I Think She Just Might – small dead animals

“Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasnt true?
Im asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?”
The Eurythmics – Would I Lie To You

68 Replies to “I Think She Just Might”

batb,
Highly inflated figures, indeed. Muslims excel at that.
Besides the trillion, gazillion muslims in the world. They claim 7 million in the US, despite the fact that PEW research claims 2.2 million. Oh, and they claim there are over a million in Canada, despite the fact it’s between 600,000 to 700,000.
Supremacy in everything, I suppose. Idiots.

I want to tip you off to an important show biz principle.
If you’re a female celeb and you’re confronted with an argument you can’t dispute, get naked in public.
Yes, get naked in public.
Long before I understood this principle, I had noticed that girls caught up in sex scandals followed a similar principle.
Go see Hef.
Yes, go see Hef. Many young women and older ones too have solved their public disgrace in a sex scandal by going to hang out with Uncle Hef at the Mansion. You spend time in the Grotto getting avocado body rubs and let Uncle Hef connect you with the people you need to put you back on your feet as a sexy radio broadcaster (like the girl that was involved in that scandal with Jim and Tammy and the religious compound..).
However, if it’s not a sex scandal, what you do is get naked on the cover of some magazine as definitive defense against counter-arguments. Batb mentioned the Dixie Chicks.
They were a real disappointment down here in Texas. But when the arguments against them got to be too irrefutable, they all got naked on the cover of a magazine.
These 2 principles:
1. Go see Hef; and
2. Get naked in public
can basically counter almost any argument launched against you due to your vacuousness and/or stupidity.
(I just noticed that Jennifer Anniston has appeared nude on a recent magazine. I think with her it’s just a career move.)

Robert W,
Quite a collection of vile, filth there. Those ‘moderate’ Muslims are the answer.

“Well, I just found a bunch of them on Facebook and documented their peacemaking efforts here.”
There are a whole host of reasons for staying away from facebook. Now there are a whole host more. So now it’s just another terrorist website.

I trust you all understood my obvious sarcasm with the use of the word “peacemaking”.
I thought up a new acronym:
PRAVDA-I = Proportional Response Advocates Voicing Dismay Against Israel
Not to be confused with this Pravda.
As for Facebook, I read somewhere recently that Muslim extremists are now targeting that popular website as the next conquest in their propaganda war. And watch all the Sheeple on the Left in the West fall right in line!

Greg in Dallas wrote: “If you’re a female celeb and you’re confronted with an argument you can’t dispute, get naked in public.”
And if you’re a male celeb, have Rolling Stone airbrush-in a boner for their cover page:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/RSPOD/RS853.jpg
“Pulling a boner” jokes may be appropriate in 2009, especially when it finally comes to a logical conclusion for Al et al.
Manbearpig. Oops, sorry. Did I type that out loud?

Lennox should put a bag over her head, after she pays for my new keyboard!!

PiperPaul, that’s interesting about the boner. But I’m not sure it will have the same cache as the gals stripping down.
Incidentally, this is a good time to go see Hef, because I understand he and the triplets have broken up.
Naturally, I wish him the best of luck, and of course the best of luck for the triplets’ new boyfriend.
I remember a long time ago there was the wife of an American congressman named, I think, Rita Jarette, who fell into disgrace.
She went and hung out with Hef for a while, did a photo layout, and became a successful commodities broker.

It’s the insulation I think. Surrounded by toadies that cater to your whims. It isn’t only entertainers. Take Mr. Dion, carbon tax, green strokes..the man is colour blind, he doesn’t drive, he wasn’t buying gas. Then reality is someone else’s fault. Human frailty.

No surprise that Alexei Sayle has stuck his nose in this one: he’s a Marxist.

Greg, I wasn’t up to date as to the goings-on at the Playboy mansion. Are you a subscriber or an insider? If the latter, let’s chat, as I have a vacation coming up.
🙂

As Mark Steyn pointed out – to be a moderate Muslim means being an ex-Muslim.

Hell, just reading Alexi Sayle’s name has got this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KXlBeziPJ4
stuck in my head! Oh yes – with a song and video like that I just know he is a fountain of knowledge that I should aspire to emulate. What a genius!

Irwin Daisy: “Highly inflated figures, indeed. Muslims excel at that.”
Precisely. A ‘palestinain representative to the UN’ speaking on Geraldo Rivera was eliciting my sympathy by referring to the “3,000 dead and wounded” innocent civilians of Gaza.
Sounds so much more serious than 460 dead, most of whom are Hamaa members/supporters along with a relatively small number of unfortunate but politically sympathetic civilians.