Name That Coalition!

As is the norm here at SDA, the best ideas come from the commentsWith Kate’s permission perhaps it is time to speculate on a name for the coalition. Perhaps the Traitors, Commies and Clueless party?
My favourite so far – “The Coalition of the Swilling”
Add your own in the comments. It’s time for a new thread, anyway.
Update – already several exceptional suggestions and a first-rate rant…
New Libloq
The Progressive Pork Party
The USSR – Union of Separatists and Socialists against the Right
New Libs on the Bloc
The Raucas Porkas Caucus
Bloc Torontois
“The Treasonists… The Terminally Stupid party… The Pathological Self Preservationists… The Can You Repeat the Question Again Party… The Peoples Temple of Trudeauvia Party… The F##K Democracy Party… The Entitled to their Entitlements Party… The Canada Schmanada Party… The Don’t Vote For Me, and We’ll Seize Power Anyhow Party… The Naturally Governing Seperatist Party… The Clarity Act Seperatist Alliance… The New, New France Party… The Nationalist Socialist, Seperatist Alliance… The Gerard Kennedy Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up Party… The MSM Party… The Coup D’Etat Party… The We’re Not American Party… Sorry, I could go on, but won’t.”
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204 Replies to “Name That Coalition!”

  1. TLP Party. Three Little Pigs, I like that.
    A fairy tale party with talking animals, how fitting, and suitable for children of all ages. Promotion should be a snap for their followers and I believe there is already an animated film out. Maybe Disney and other studios could supply them with other educational material as well, Gooey, Daffy Duck and best of all the Pink Panther with Dion staring as inspector Clouseau.
    Yep, I like it a different bob

  2. what will happen to all you conservative blindies when harper have to make an alliance with gilles to defeat the lib and ndp

  3. collision of fools
    and as far as this coalition being proposed and put into government may just hit a constitutional road block that may need to be decided by the courts, as a lib/ndp coalition is not numerically strong enough to defeat the cons, thus the support factor of the bloc may not be enough to warrant such a move. On that note the GG may feel compelled to call an election, and that would surely blow up in the faces of these leftist twits.
    and on another note, this whole thing may be just the impetus needed to make constitutional and election changes

  4. terry;
    It won’t matter, By that time there will be no Canada West of Manitoba. Besides if he does he knows he’s a political goner in his base. See Unlike Progressives we call our Leaders to account. Mulroney found that out the hard way. You folks just sell yourselves to a label site unseen, not with your brains, but emotions. So who is blind? You don’t even know recent history. Ad scam remember, 13 years of Government theft by Liberals, While Taliban Jack was living is subsidized housing while him & his concubine where pulling down half a million a year. Than you have the Federal Separatists whose sole goal is Quebec’s Nationhood. Your not only blind but comatose.
    JMO

  5. The Hole in the Head Gang
    Thieves Whoring With Seperatists (OK that one’s an accurate description, no humour).
    The WEST OUT Coalition
    Kindergarten
    Bloc Quebecois
    Ian V says” Tyrany of the minority” Sounds rather like Menschevik; but really the minorty called itself Bolshavik.

  6. Voting round has begun.
    Great suggestions, I could have used twice as many as I finally chose. Thanks and I hope you had as much coming up with them as I did reading…

  7. They will probably try to ride on someone’s elses coat-tails and name the party:
    OBAMA!!
    Posted by: robp at November 29, 2008 10:40 AM

    Oh Bugger, All My Argent

  8. I have not been able to stop the word insanity from running through my head, all day long.
    There is no way the GG could accept the Bloc from forming a government; and to show that the Lib-Dip coalition can form a government, they will have to show that they have the syupport of the Bloc, even if they are not in Cabinet.

  9. “Menage a quatre”
    Posted by: Hannibal Lectern at November 29, 2008 9:10 AM

    Quatrasexuals the lot of them ……. they’ll do anything , with anyone , for a quarter .

  10. I’m starting to believe that the Separatist/Liberal/Communist alliance have had this coup planned for awhile now, maybe as far back as the election campaign when they knew the man from France was going to be slaughtered at the polls. We all know the Separatist/Liberal/Communist alliance’s only concern is self preservation, and that they could care less about democracy and the institutions of Canada, and even less about the Canadian electorate. So, would they have taken on this reckless over throwing of the government and seizure of power if they didn’t already have the approval of the Separatist sympathiser in the GGs office pre-coup d’etat. I know it’s a tad conspiracy, but one has to wonder if the Douche bag alliance would have under taken such an obvious affront to democracy without being assured of it’s success before hand.

  11. Fast forward a couple of months after the Coup d’etat. It will be the duty of every citizen who wishes to live free, to resist this unlawful regime by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. So who decides what is necessary? I suggest graded response, beginning with the immediate cessation of ALL federal payments from Western Provinces. And then see whether those shitbags in the NDP and Libranos have the stomach for a real showdown…

  12. WHATEVER the clever … when I read that the THREE other parties were going to team up to toss the Tory gov’t. and form a government on their own I smelled something rotten. Sure enough the familiar STENCH comes from our very own X-Prime The Dishonourable Jean Cretin. Only his ego and thirst for more power / $$$ could bring him out from under his rock to “facilitate” such a move on the Canadian people.
    Disgusting. We REALLY need to bring back the GUILLOTINE !!!!

  13. jacques et jill went up capital hill to fetch a faied squatter.jacques fell down with an awful frown and jill was smiling after.go iggy go!

  14. Hi, I made a list a couple of days back on my blog, newfinland.blogspot.com. Here are my entries:
    The Oppositiacrats/Oppositiacats
    The Demerols
    Dem Liberals
    The New Demos
    New & Improved New Democratic Party
    The Equal Libriums
    CBC (Chrétien Broadbent Coalition)
    PCB (Parti de Chrétien & Broadbent)
    The Librocrats
    The New New Democratic Party and Liberals
    The Chrétien Broad Band Connection
    What the Reform and PCs Did II Party
    Can’t Beat Them Join Dem

  15. jacques et jill went up capital hill to fetch a failed squatter.jacques fell down with an awful frown and jill was smiling after.go iggy go!

  16. The Coalition of the left-wing political elite, by the left-wing political elite, for the left-wing political elite.

  17. Those are great
    Maybe they could name them selve like a punk band Iggy Pop and the Damnationalists
    OR even better instead of USSR
    I think it should be CCCP
    (Canadian Counterstimulus Coalition Party)

  18. call them the B.L.A.N.D. Re-Formers.
    The Bloc, Liberal, And New Democrat coalition will have to be BLAND, to re-form a government and re-cook what is acceptable to Canadians who currently do not really want too much spice in their politics.

  19. Call them what they are: “The Pretenders,” or “The Usurpers,” or “The Putschists.” Take your pick.

  20. Call them what they are: “The Pretenders,” or “The Usurpers,” or “The Putschists.” Take your pick.

  21. Call them what they are: “The Pretenders,” or “The Usurpers,” or “The Putschists.” Take your pick.

  22. New Party Name?
    How about “coco vin party”? French for chicken wine.
    Or the “Desmarais Coco Vin Party”
    Or here’s one more – ready?
    “Coco Vin Avec Porc Party”

  23. This whole affair has really come as a shock: Why now? The Liberals had more than two years to pull off a coalition attempt, back when they had almost the same number of seats between them as the Tories. But the Liberals are now in a leadership race, having badly lost an election. The Liberal-NDP coalition would have far less support in the house than the opposition, held up by a party that could not actually join the government!
    What the Liberals are doing is turning one of our worst economic crises in years into potentially the worst constitutional crisis in Canadian history! The resulting political fallout is not likely to help the economy, the country in general… or even the Liberal party?
    Why not, now that the Conservatives have been thoroughly rattled, have a Liberal Conservative deal to keep the government from falling for the next six months, on the condition that Dion (and maybe Layton, if we have to…) is named to Cabinet.
    This would give the Liberals time at least to have a leader elected by the party (to avoid having a lame duck PM, or a PM without a mandate from his own party). Then an election could be held in June of next year, and winner takes all…

  24. This whole affair has really come as a shock: Why now? The Liberals had more than two years to pull off a coalition attempt, back when they had almost the same number of seats between them as the Tories. But the Liberals are now in a leadership race, having badly lost an election. The Liberal-NDP coalition would have far less support in the house than the opposition, held up by a party that could not actually join the government!
    What the Liberals are doing is turning one of our worst economic crises in years into potentially the worst constitutional crisis in Canadian history! The resulting political fallout is not likely to help the economy, the country in general… or even the Liberal party.
    Why not, now that the Conservatives have been thoroughly rattled, have a Liberal Conservative deal to keep the government from falling for the next six months, on the condition that Dion (and maybe Layton, if we have to…) is named to Cabinet.
    This would give the Liberals time at least to have a leader elected by the party (to avoid having a lame duck PM, or a PM without a mandate from his own party). Then an election could be held in June of next year, and winner takes all…

  25. This so called coalition shows complete disrespect for the Canadian electorate. Therefore I hereby name this new party:
    NRFCE Party
    to be better known as the “in ur face party” which stands for “No Respect For Canadian Electorate”. They should be tried for treason imo.

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