The Dion Campaign, In Four Words

29 Replies to “The Dion Campaign, In Four Words”

1. Da CBC an da CTV an all da Toronto newspeppers didn lie enough for me Momma, dat Steven, he is a meanie

2. eh, that is funny.
   What’s even funnier is that Stephen Harper is likely thinking right now that he shouldn’t have started this in the first place.

3. Yeah! Blame the poor little Stephi’s lack of comprehension on Harper. Typical desperation by a LIEberal.

4. -“Elizabeth, stop chewing my pencil”
   -“It’s not you Liz…can we start over?”
   -“Vote for the new Alliance Party”
   BTW: deBeauxO’s are in for a rude awakening Wednesday morning.

5. Pity poor me!
   Vote for me and Lizzie!
   Oopps!
   Can we start over!!

6. Big meanie Liar p oopface Harper is a bad man picking on me. All you Mommys please come help me. Whaaahhhhh.

7. “Harpers izz a meanie
   & I’zz a victim
   vote to me.”

8. kdjeiruthhnsdgn;fnlnf;aifjdgnrngsiufafjnaf
   njdsfnieruthoaeingsljgdkx;cl;slfsdl clnclnzisn
   I haven’t been able to understand anything he’s said during the campain. Why start now?

9. …..if I was Prime Minister….when?

10. Dat is not fair!
    You t’ink its izzy getting it right da firs’ time?!

11. Jack Layton Defense Minister
    Lizzy-Mae Environment Minister
    Iggy Foreign Affairs Minister
    Bobbi-Rae Finance Minister
    Wayne Easter Agriculture Mnister
    Why is da Canadian Voters now pale?

12. Red – Green
    Because Pipples
    Are Stupid

13. Vote for me,
    and I give to you
    da brown bag fulla money.

14. Vote for the Liberal Party, the best politicians money can buy.

15. How about a quote from Monsieur Dion:
    Harper “will be mute today and he will continue to lie about the Liberal climate-change plan”

16. “Vote for me this time or you’ll be voting for Bob Rae next time”.

17. You tink it’s izzy to play kissy face wit Elizabeth May?

18. Phone rings:
    PMSH: Hello?
    Dion: ‘Allo Steephen it is I Stephane…you
    know with an ‘A’…I was wondering if I
    could have a sleepover at your place
    tonight?
    PMSH: Hmmm…Sure,Okay..yep why not?
    Dion: HO t’anks Steef,I promise my teddy bear
    won’t pee da bed!

19. Red – Green
    Or I May
    Have To Chew
    My Arm Off !

20. I
    Plan
    to
    Plan a
    Plan

21. LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA – WE RECYCLE OUR GREENS
    (REMEMBER WHERE YOU HEARD THIS FIRST)

22. “Where Is My Blanket”
    Linus will never be up to being PM.

23. ‘I did not ave shaft with that woman’
    I like your sign best Skynorth – with audio.

24. ABC
    Always Back Conservatives

25. “Hey Greenies”
    “Let’s make a deal”

26. All your Puffins are belong to us.

27. Better me than Rae

28. Allan, why didn’t you come up with that when Danny was out selling ABC.

29. Je suis le tenebrux, le bouf
    Le Prince d’Aquitania a la tour abolie…