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In response to Iranian anger over the depiction of Persians in the movie version of the battle of Thermopylae, Jules Crittenden floats alternate plot scenerios to help “extoll the virtues of Iranian culture and its achievements.”

“Chadorezade” … a clever Persian girl figures out how to beguile a blood-thirsty misogynist Persian mullah who likes to bed virgins and execute them.

In the same spirit of cultural generosity, my own movie title suggestions:
“Brokeback Fatwa”
“Ahmednegeddon”
“Throw Israel From The Train”
“Indiana Jones & IN THE NAME OF ALLAH WE SHALL AVENGE THE LAST CRUSADE. Peace be upon you.”
Comments are open for your own creative efforts.
Related – Aparently, not all Persian cultural customs are equally embraced.
Update John Hawkins’ commentors at Right Wing News are now in on the fun.

“The Hitchhikers Guide To Smuggling Arms Into Iraq”

Update 2 – Honourable Mentions in the comments;

“Katushka-Rocket Man”
“Last Tango in Tehran”
“Dances with 72 Virgins”
“Honey, I Blew up the Kids”
“The Cursed Sound of Western Music”
“An Infidel Named Desire”
“Blazing Sandals”
“Full Metal Sucide Vest”
“4 beheadings and a funeral.”
“The Burka Monologues”
“Laser Guided Missile Fight at the Tehran Corral.”
“101 Damnations”
“The CAIR Bitch Project”
“Planet of the Apes and Pigs”
“Romancing the Stoning”

(From RWN, where the topic has so far generated over 425 comments)

“Citizen Caned”
“Beheadin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo”
“Eyes Wired Shut”
“It’s a Wonderful Strife”
“One jew over the cookoo’s nest”
” Close Encounter Of The Kurd Kind”
“The Devil Wears Burqa”
“Fission:Impossible”
“Seventy Two Brides for Severed Brothers”
“Jewmanji”

And there’s lots more where that came from.