Goes horribly wrong.
Update – it appears the elf is still angry! The signatures of a good many people appear to have been “line voided”. Good thing I saved the source code (most of it, anyway) for posterity!
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My favourite was from page 4;
“120. Jean Chretien Quebec Jason Cherniak? Are you trying for a Senate position so soon in your young life. Goood for you.”
well I signed on line #231, “as mo moe moo strongo” along with an invite to the next Stampede in Cow Town, it seems there’s no pleasing the Liberals these days.
There’s only a couple names remaining on this poll… dunno why…
I hope Mr.Dion chooses his female candidates better than this.
I’m just glad he’s not my defense lawyer.
Poor old Cherniak is upset, boo hoo, that on his petition “…the Tories created so many fake signatures so quickly that it is now meaningless.” And, further, he’s “Glad to know that they are so scared of seeing what people really think.”
I’d like to remind Jason that “the Tories,” especially the signaTories to his petition, are people and that we are capable of thinking–that is, “really” thinking. And that given so few LPC supporters showed up to sign his petition (too entitled and lazy?), it would seem that, in fact, the people have spoken.
Just because Cherniak doesn’t like what the people have said doesn’t mean he can disregard it. But JC falls back on the usual Liberal lament about an unexpected and unpleasant outcome:
“The Tories are to blame!” LOL!!
Hang it up, Jason.
Hey “line voided” am I next? Am I in Liberal purgatory?
BTW it’s a ballot, not a ballet.
Also, not every lawyer got “A”‘s in law camp; something needs to be done with the bottom of every class. Think about it. Not that being a top-academic guarantees you a life, either.
I heard that Don Messer from Sackville signed, “The Jig’s Up” [from his latest LP]. Jason needs to listen ro this 100 times, with his shoes nailed to the floor. That’ll fix ‘im, maybe.
That petition was truly, truly, hilarious. Thank you, Kate.
Liberal lawyers,
Committing crimes
In Canada
We did not make this up.
CHOOSE YOUR CANADA!
Liberal humiliation at its best.
How slow is Jason Cherniak? Here are the phoney names he left up at the petition thinking that they were legit:
9. jamil hussein missisaga,ontario
36. Jason Currynak Ottawa, Ontario We’ve got to stop those people and their smelly convention cooking!
76. juke khedive newtown, mb Isn’t i funny when people accuse harper of “flaunting” something when they really mean he’s “flouting”. Either way, they’re wrong. [This may be a legit one, but it’s so illiterate that it’s difficult to tell!]
95. Hugh Jardon Red Deer, Alberta I’m laughing at your superior intellect, Stephane.
96. Mike Oxlong Blackfalds, Alberta Brilliant!!!!!!Good move, boys!!!Bravo!!! [legit???]
151. Bill Smith Edmonton, Alberta ha ha ha … all of the crooks … oops … politicians … should go to hell [Sounds like someone who doesn’t like any politicians and not like a loyal, Liberal lapdog.]
213. Arthur Denbigh Ottawa, ON Void all the lines you want. You’ll still look pathetic, and you’ll still have lost this round.
I too am sorely wounded..tried posting a George Bush signature,offering up Cheney to come and “lock and load” for the Liberal cause!Can we have a petition Kate,to get Jason to put up another petition?Fun was just getting started!!!
So funny, so funny!! I demand that this petition go straight to the Prime Minister’s office!
Best laugh I’ve had in a long time, especially welcome after a stressful day of driving through snow/rain/flooding/wind on the Lower Mainland.
Great stuff, made my day, thank goodness it was saved, now send it to Stephie
How does Jason know that all those signatures were not really from liberals finally seeing the light. At least Kwahn didn’t have dinner with dion and then sneak off to the PMs hotel room to do who knows what to get a cabinet post.
PMSH is a regular blog reader by most accounts; I’m sure he’s seen this & had a chuckle.
Thank you Kate. You just made my day and provided the perfect balance to some of the MSM columns.
I see that one of the few signatures left on the petition is #237 Wendy Culkier from Ontario. Is that a fake name, or did Wendy Cukier (of the Coalition for Gun Control) mis-spell her name?
Thanks Kate, I needed a good Laugh!!!
Man I have tears, Loved it.
Phoney names still up at about 2:15 a.m.
I agree, it’s totally hilarious. Good-on for Kate, and loads of sympathy (again) for the hapless Jason.
But one point: Why are we letting Cherniak get away with doctoring a petition, survey, poll, whatever? Deleting all entries that are not in agreement with his position is extremely offensive. And another example of “Liberal Values”, of course.
“Liberal Values” isnt that an oxymoron?
Liberals are calling upon Citoyen Dion to resign.
Libs are calling upon Citoyen to give up his French citizenship, or resign.
Commenter Spinks is right in doubting that only three Canadians are calling upon Dion to give up his French citizenship.
It’s time to choose, Citizen Dion; Canada or France. Choose one. …-
At 6:10 PM, Spinks said…
Add me to Dennis and Ezra too Susan for my reasons listed above. I doubt we’re the only three in Canada who think our Prime Minister should only have a Canadian citizenship. This is about pride in one’s country. If Monsieur Dion becomes PM, there will always be questions about how much pride he has in Canada when he’s a citizen of another country at the same time. He would be wise to make the attempt to ditch the French citizenship or if it means that much to him, reconsider running for Prime Minister. …-
cherniak blog
Well, here it is early on Jan 9th and, if my counting was correct, a grand and humungous total of 32 non-stricken signatures remain at the petition, out of the 247 entries.
I’m not that great in math, but doesn’t this work out ot only one person in a million in Canada giving a rat’s posterior about Cherniak’s petition and the issue?
Quite a few clowns short of a circus, I’d say.
There is another petition here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/khanout/
From the new petition:
69. Jason Cherniak Glad this petition is working properly!
I guess a simpleton wasn’t organising this one. Still, it’s #69–maybe it is a prank signature after all?
P.S. I’ve forgotten the man’s name already, sorry that I was in a rush, sir, but he claims he’s a Conservative (or was that Progressive Conservative?) and he’s organized the petition because he’s against all such floor-crossing. That’s something that I don’t mind, but I wonder how many of its signatories demanded that their Liberal MP vote in favour of making changes to floor-crossing or were they this upset over Scott and B.S. etc.? And until a law is passed against it, that would undoubtedly require alot of Grits to vote for it, then we’re just living by the rules the Grits played by and continue to support. (BTW, I didn’t bother to see if it was properly organized with only one name from one server etc. being allowed to ensure that it is a legitimately-conducted petition but if the gentleman really is a Conservative acting out of conviction, I’m sure that it is.)