A Petition

Goes horribly wrong.
Update – it appears the elf is still angry! The signatures of a good many people appear to have been “line voided”. Good thing I saved the source code (most of it, anyway) for posterity!
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My favourite was from page 4;
“120. Jean Chretien Quebec Jason Cherniak? Are you trying for a Senate position so soon in your young life. Goood for you.”

75 Replies to “A Petition”

  1. If it is so evil for Belinda to defect, why can the Conservatives now accept this defector?
    If the Conservative Party believes that MP must serve under the party they were elected under, then there must be a by-election.

  2. We now return you to our show, already in progress:
    Columbo: Now, you say you linked to this thinking it was legitimate, is that right?
    Cate: Yes. I was painting a portrait of a moonbat, very rare in Saskatchewan, don’t you know, when I came across it on the internet. Well, I just knew I had to write all my friends about it.
    Columbo: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I see. Well, I think that’s it. Thank you for your time Ms. Deceece-Rodento.
    Cate: Good day to you sir!
    Columbo: Oh, you know, just one more thing… so you really believe that a petition created by a lefty liberal, who then apparently didn’t tell any of his friends about it, or blog about it, and is apparently the only one who signed it and didn’t mock it, and was then signed by about 150 others mocking it, that strikes you as not-fiction. Is that correct ma’am?

    Columbo: Well, you’ve painted a really pretty picture for me Miss Deceece-Rodento. Real pretty. Good day to you.

  3. If it is so evil for Belinda to defect, why can the Conservatives now accept this defector?
    If the Conservative Party believes that MP must serve under the party they were elected under, then there must be a by-election.
    If? If my Aunt had balls, she’s be my Uncle!

  4. This is the most fun I’ve had in ages….
    Osama, Saddam, Jason’s Mom, David (Suzuki), Jean-Luc, Celine, Maurice, Buck and Tongsun.

  5. I love that petition, who told everyone about it, and where are all the liberals? Too funny! Petition gone wrong for sure, if your a liberal.

  6. “If it is so evil for Belinda to defect, why can the Conservatives now accept this defector?”
    Belinda: defected so that the Liberals could avoid a vote of non-confidence, rewarded with a brand-new position in Cabinet.
    Khan: has been working with the Conservatives since August as a consultant on the middle east, defection is rewarded with a backbench seat in the government.
    See the difference?

  7. It would be nice if this petition actually made it to the Libranos Party Office …..
    :))

  8. Great fun reading this petition. Did any media interview BS, Scott, Keith or others on this today. Wonder what they think, and what could or would they say that would be believed by non liberals. Was taliban jack on tv with any comments. At least Kwan looked honest and sincere in the press conference.

  9. what is blowing my mind is some of the racist comments coming from some of the libranos….reminds me of the apec conference when some libranos were making intolerant remarks about the robe PMSH(traditional asian outfit)wore in the phot-op…so in the big picture, who is truly the racist bigots?????libranos win hands down….hypocrites

  10. that is not even mentioning the hatred some libranos have of jews and Israel…..to side with extremist terrorists over the only functioning democracy in the ME…that is some deep-rooted bigotry they carry…

  11. it will be agreat pleasure to campaign against these bigots in the next election…everyone keep on message while on the doorsteps…..LIBRANOS ARE BIGOTS!!!! and I am not making this up!

  12. Nice crybaby comment on Cherniak’s site,about those BAAAD non-libs highjacking his precious petition! It would be a great idea for him to put petition up every Fri…talk about cheap,and really funny entertainment! I must say,my fav.comments on petition had to be from Jason’s Mom!

  13. Heard from the Liberal war room in a lair beneath Ottawa: “All your ethnics are belong to us! Khaaahhhn!” LOL

  14. Ed M…the likes of ltr will ‘see’ the difference, but they won’t be able to understand and accept the whole concept. They don’t want to.

  15. Cherniak or someone has erased all those hillarious signatures, I hope someone captured this, it would be great fun to use it to whack him whenever he sticks his head up.

  16. Now that the good signatures are deleted, there are maybe a dozen ‘legit’ ones left. That makes the raspberry/outrage ratio about 20 to 1. Sounds about right. The legit Lib blogs are saying ‘it sucks for us, let’s forget about it, and move on’ or tones to that effect.

  17. Even more hilarious are two signatures he has not line voided; that of Jason Currynak and Jamil Hussein.

  18. I just went over there and couldn’t get the 211 signatures to view. And I got a message my signature was waiting for approval from the moderators. What’s wrong with my signature? Are they racist against people with square pants?
    Anyway, thanks for saving the code, Kate. Canada is way more fun now that everyone takes part in those petitions.

  19. Muttsrus, there are two more (obviously fake) signatures that he missed voiding: Mike Oxlong and Hugh Jardon. (For those who don’t get it, say the names out loud)

  20. That Ba$tard Cherniak had the nerve to delete my signature from the petition! And we’re still all out of virgins.

  21. To funny! Most all of the signatures have be deleted or waiting for approval. What a joke, if your going to run a poll, you had better be prepaid for the results! (Either way!)

  22. Ed:
    For a lawyer, I thought Cherniak would be a little brighter than to attempt something this assinine. Wow.
    Mike & Hugh
    Central Alberta.

  23. Many of you are missing the point. Cherniak is packing the ballet using MY name!!! It’s like it’s a polling station at a certain Liberal reserve up north ……..

  24. Remember Michelle and STOPIGGY?
    M muses about “Khans … deflection”.[sic]
    Now, it’s STOPJASON. …-
    Friday, January 05, 2007
    I’m Back: The Waj’s deflection
    This post marks my 200th entry since I began blogging in June of 2006. … Needless to say I am pooped but I couldn’t help but start checking out the blogosphere.
    Here is what I have to say about Wajid Khans recent deflection:
    1. While I am sad to see Wajid Khan cross the floor, I disagree with Jason Cherniak — NOBODY should be protesting outside of Dufferin Mazda.
    2. As for Jason’s call for the Waj’s resignation, isn’t this futile given the impending election? Not too mention costly? How can we as Liberals call for this when our own MP’s did not really support Bill C-251? I do howver support the MP floor crossing prohibition in principle.
    3. The Tories deliberate choice to keep the Waj in his role as Special Advisor for the Middle East and South Asia was pretty smart as it preempted any accusations that he was enticed over to the Tories. …-

  25. I just checked the petition again and almost all of it has been voided. Looks to me like someone doesnt like having the truth from the people being let out of the bag. HAHAHAHA

  26. I must admit some of those signatures may not be fake considering the way the Liberals have been behaving lately.
    But trying to hide the evidence by deleting it shows Jason’s true ‘progressive’ colors.
    No wonder Jack Layton is looking over his shoulder at the edge of the abyss wondering where all his ‘progressives’ went after he gave labor the heave ho.

  27. Ok, now Canadian politics has me totally confused. Since when did Ricardo Montalban get elected to Parliament? And why are you guys keeping him on the back bench? Something against Mexican-Americans?
    See Star Trek reference by Mike above.

  28. Cherniaks whole blog is hypocritical. If you try and post something derogatory against the libs he won’t accept it.
    I guess he likes that “false” sense of security one gets from only preaching to the converted.
    Horny Toad

  29. Kind of minor league of him. He could have gained a liitle respect for himself by playing along or at least admitting he screwed the pooch. Ah well, a liberal lawyer who studied ethics, what do you expect.

  30. Too funny. I always enjoy it when Liberals demonstrate publicly what a bunch of losers they are. They have NOTHING to contribute to this country and will always look at it as their own personal cash cow to be raped and pillaged at their leisure.
    To all the losers that continue to contribute to the destruction of this country by voting for these criminals…Please wake up and start learning a little bit about what makes a country strong and free.

  31. Cherniak gives the world a lesson on how to humiliate yourself in public. One of the few signatures remaining says it all:
    “213. Arthur Denbigh Ottawa, ON Void all the lines you want. You’ll still look pathetic, and you’ll still have lost this round.”

  32. Pray tell Kate…..what entry from page 4 is your favorite ?
    They are all great. Just what a sulking moonbat deserves 🙂

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