But are their ankles covered?
(Keep the comments clean, please.)
43 Replies to “Capra Aegagrus Provocatus”
Baaah.
I guess sellers of rubber boots and velcro gloves will be targeted next. Not a Baaaaad story though.
The enemy is insane….take away “ALL” of their drugs, all of the opium/heroin/hashish….their brains are scrambled.
It’s not even safe to be a goat in Iraq….hope the word gets out.
Certainly a new twist to “Getting ones’ goat”.
So that explains the dresses on the sheep and the lineup at the cucumber stand.
I used to be amazed by the fact that Jim Jones could brainwash a few hundred folks to drink koolaid but not after witnessing the nutbars of Islam.
so, this is the enlightened religion of peace, eh??? and to think mcjerkface was actually contemplating allowing sharia law in ontario..as the father of 3 daughters, i will fight to the death b4 any islamic law is allowed in this country
postscipt…i guess if they stick to the goats, they might leave my daughters alone.
They don’t like pigs either ’cause they squeal on you…
More frivoloty from the crowd that is outraged over Piglet and Miss Piggy.
Some Freudian, not my psych niche, could really do some valuable research on what the sexual problems are with too many Muslim males. Nothing is balanced or proportionate between the sexes in the core of this cult. It’s all so driven by fear of losing control and assuming the most craven behavior is occuring.
Cults used to be the domain of just the Nut-Cases like Jimmy Jones AND their followers. Very dangerous. I guess some saw the success of the Cult-ers and copy the tactic….
Terrorist Leaders,
the Political Correct,
Aids Activists(the activists, not the medical people),
media activists like the Parliamentary Press Gallery,
Kyoto Hacks,
Environmental Activists,
Professional Activists,
Right to Entitlementers
Safe injectors
Never met a goat I didn’t like.
note: i am not advocating violence in any way, just the thought of any of my daughters having their legs whipped for showing skin makes me a little off edge
“Ghost ?”
I thought you said “goat”
Perhaps something could be done to convince these men that these goats are holy–then they would have no problem resisting the Holy Goat….
the only thing missing from this thread is some lame sheep and goats jokes. oh… wait……
I imagine the mullahs and Imams save the very best goats for themselves.
Maybe instead of firing missiles at them we should parachute in thousands of Amsterdam hookers.
Are Islamists so wrapped up in sex they see it everywhere and in all things? Must be so because they are willing to martyr themselves and leave this life for a heaven with x number of virgins. Talk about whacked out people! Sickest of the sick.
Holy Shite!
There should be no controversy about this. As long as rules are followed.
From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom,
Iran, 1990
“A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on.
However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not
sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to
the next door village should be fine.”
Not very neighbourly are they?
No David-
Parachute in thousands of goats. Don’t wanna waste good Amsterdam hookers on those
people.
OK, so now we have a bunch of people that consider goat genitals attractive. These people claim their religion is the only true one and want to kill those of us who don’t believe in it.
They are targeting our aircraft and buildings, vowing to blow us up.
Monty Python could never come up with something like this.
Jeez,I need a drink. Perhaps several.
IT AINT ABOUT THE SHEEP PEOPLE!!!
its ALL about the imposition of whacko rules to send a message that they have the powhah to do it !!!
got thet yet ??? POWER and the ruthless imposition of POWER. and symbolic actions that show the POWER they wield including trumped up excuses involving vegetables and diapers.
sheesh.
New business opportunity in the Middle East…
Goats ‘R Us
Goaty Style !!!????
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
Nope, didn’t help, Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!
Now Hollywood can come out with their sequel to Brokeback Mountain pushing the envelope of sexual orientation, islamofascist sympathies and political correctness with a western theme. They’ll call it “Billy the Kid”.
The really nifty goats are reserved for mullahs and imams. Ordinary guys have to settle for the ugly ones.
Killing shepherds because their GOATS aren’t covered up??
Frick’n whack jobs.
I think the goats have more intelligence.
Extremist Islam = Extremist Dementia
Those fresh young ones are the best – hot to go!
And they haven’t been with every Mohammed, Abdul and Nasrallah yet either.
Another delima for the left. Should they side with the religious police imposing chastity belts on goats and capital punishment on goat hearders, the “alternative lifestyle” goat lovers, or the goat? Hummmmm…
Mutton surprises me about the goat lovers, shear entertainment for the flock of love starved wooly creatures, baaaaad sex is better than no sex they’ve been known to bleat.
This latest religious decree regarding goats is really not fair to other barnyard animals, who now are forced to bear (or should that be ‘bare’) more of the burden.
So, one wonders whether the victimized goats are Billy goats or Betty goats … I know they all look the same to us. And how do the goats feel? We need more information.
Isn’t “méchoui” arabic for “leave no witness”?
“North Korean leader Kim Jong Il visited a Korean People’s Army unit rabbit and goat farm Aug. 13.
Though such visits generally are not all that unusual,
this one marked Kim’s first public appearance since inspecting a tire factory July 4,…”
free republic
Maybe I’m too literal minded, but surely SURELY nobody thinks this purported news item is serious. C’mon people, this is the internet.
That is hardly fair, Kate. To post an item like this and then to say “keep it clean”. Although I see it has brought out some creativity.
Seems to me that any male, in the name of his religion, that would hide behind women and children in war, deserves a goat, or better still, a rolly polly mussie sow.
Liz,
That 72 virgins theory for the suicide heros was apparently wrong. Its one 72 year old virgin
This post is turning into a real goatrope.
Ralph:
Parachute in thousands of goats. Don’t wanna waste good Amsterdam hookers on those
people.
What!!!!! You would deprive Scotland of its National pastime?
Good gracious man. That is cruel indeed. The Scots have suffered enough.
Bugger the Islamofacists.
no no no, its 72 Virginians, of the 1776 war of independence era, standing around the hapless martyr kicking him with their funny looking ben franklin shoes and pummeling him with the butts of their blunderbusses for daring to act so much *against* the established and future liberties enjoyed on the planet.
72 *Virginians*
Well, so what if their religion does say ’72 virgins’??
Nowhere does it specify what species they belong to.
I’ll bet you the goats know, but they’re not talking.
Ladies and gentlemen – it’s not just about goats. If you listen to the NPR report, the reporter also mentions a food store in Bagdad which was firebombed and the owner plus several employees killed. Why? Because there was a “sexually suggestive” display of vegetables on display. Seriously – listen yourself.
Baaah.
I guess sellers of rubber boots and velcro gloves will be targeted next. Not a Baaaaad story though.
The enemy is insane….take away “ALL” of their drugs, all of the opium/heroin/hashish….their brains are scrambled.
It’s not even safe to be a goat in Iraq….hope the word gets out.
Certainly a new twist to “Getting ones’ goat”.
So that explains the dresses on the sheep and the lineup at the cucumber stand.
I used to be amazed by the fact that Jim Jones could brainwash a few hundred folks to drink koolaid but not after witnessing the nutbars of Islam.
so, this is the enlightened religion of peace, eh??? and to think mcjerkface was actually contemplating allowing sharia law in ontario..as the father of 3 daughters, i will fight to the death b4 any islamic law is allowed in this country
postscipt…i guess if they stick to the goats, they might leave my daughters alone.
They don’t like pigs either ’cause they squeal on you…
More frivoloty from the crowd that is outraged over Piglet and Miss Piggy.
Some Freudian, not my psych niche, could really do some valuable research on what the sexual problems are with too many Muslim males. Nothing is balanced or proportionate between the sexes in the core of this cult. It’s all so driven by fear of losing control and assuming the most craven behavior is occuring.
Cults used to be the domain of just the Nut-Cases like Jimmy Jones AND their followers. Very dangerous. I guess some saw the success of the Cult-ers and copy the tactic….
Terrorist Leaders,
the Political Correct,
Aids Activists(the activists, not the medical people),
media activists like the Parliamentary Press Gallery,
Kyoto Hacks,
Environmental Activists,
Professional Activists,
Right to Entitlementers
Safe injectors
Never met a goat I didn’t like.
note: i am not advocating violence in any way, just the thought of any of my daughters having their legs whipped for showing skin makes me a little off edge
“Ghost ?”
I thought you said “goat”
Perhaps something could be done to convince these men that these goats are holy–then they would have no problem resisting the Holy Goat….
the only thing missing from this thread is some lame sheep and goats jokes. oh… wait……
I imagine the mullahs and Imams save the very best goats for themselves.
Maybe instead of firing missiles at them we should parachute in thousands of Amsterdam hookers.
Are Islamists so wrapped up in sex they see it everywhere and in all things? Must be so because they are willing to martyr themselves and leave this life for a heaven with x number of virgins. Talk about whacked out people! Sickest of the sick.
Holy Shite!
There should be no controversy about this. As long as rules are followed.
From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom,
Iran, 1990
“A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on.
However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not
sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to
the next door village should be fine.”
Not very neighbourly are they?
No David-
Parachute in thousands of goats. Don’t wanna waste good Amsterdam hookers on those
people.
OK, so now we have a bunch of people that consider goat genitals attractive. These people claim their religion is the only true one and want to kill those of us who don’t believe in it.
They are targeting our aircraft and buildings, vowing to blow us up.
Monty Python could never come up with something like this.
Jeez,I need a drink. Perhaps several.
IT AINT ABOUT THE SHEEP PEOPLE!!!
its ALL about the imposition of whacko rules to send a message that they have the powhah to do it !!!
got thet yet ??? POWER and the ruthless imposition of POWER. and symbolic actions that show the POWER they wield including trumped up excuses involving vegetables and diapers.
sheesh.
New business opportunity in the Middle East…
Goats ‘R Us
Goaty Style !!!????
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
All cultures are equal
Nope, didn’t help, Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!
Now Hollywood can come out with their sequel to Brokeback Mountain pushing the envelope of sexual orientation, islamofascist sympathies and political correctness with a western theme. They’ll call it “Billy the Kid”.
The really nifty goats are reserved for mullahs and imams. Ordinary guys have to settle for the ugly ones.
There is probably good reason to keep the goats covered – for their own protection:
“It has previously been revealed that in early 2001 two Jordanian soldiers were sent home with injured penises after allegedly attempting sexual intercourse with goats.”
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/un-peacekeepers-abandon-timorese-babies/2006/07/21/1153166582463.html
Killing shepherds because their GOATS aren’t covered up??
Frick’n whack jobs.
I think the goats have more intelligence.
Extremist Islam = Extremist Dementia
Those fresh young ones are the best – hot to go!
And they haven’t been with every Mohammed, Abdul and Nasrallah yet either.
Another delima for the left. Should they side with the religious police imposing chastity belts on goats and capital punishment on goat hearders, the “alternative lifestyle” goat lovers, or the goat? Hummmmm…
The problem is that the goats are just too pretty to resist, but never fear the Aussies are here!
“Australian researchers have launched a search for the country’s ugliest sheep”
http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/other_news/&articleid=273957
Mutton surprises me about the goat lovers, shear entertainment for the flock of love starved wooly creatures, baaaaad sex is better than no sex they’ve been known to bleat.
This latest religious decree regarding goats is really not fair to other barnyard animals, who now are forced to bear (or should that be ‘bare’) more of the burden.
So, one wonders whether the victimized goats are Billy goats or Betty goats … I know they all look the same to us. And how do the goats feel? We need more information.
Isn’t “méchoui” arabic for “leave no witness”?
“North Korean leader Kim Jong Il visited a Korean People’s Army unit rabbit and goat farm Aug. 13.
Though such visits generally are not all that unusual,
this one marked Kim’s first public appearance since inspecting a tire factory July 4,…”
free republic
Maybe I’m too literal minded, but surely SURELY nobody thinks this purported news item is serious. C’mon people, this is the internet.
That is hardly fair, Kate. To post an item like this and then to say “keep it clean”. Although I see it has brought out some creativity.
Seems to me that any male, in the name of his religion, that would hide behind women and children in war, deserves a goat, or better still, a rolly polly mussie sow.
Liz,
That 72 virgins theory for the suicide heros was apparently wrong. Its one 72 year old virgin
This post is turning into a real goatrope.
Ralph:
Parachute in thousands of goats. Don’t wanna waste good Amsterdam hookers on those
people.
What!!!!! You would deprive Scotland of its National pastime?
Good gracious man. That is cruel indeed. The Scots have suffered enough.
Bugger the Islamofacists.
no no no, its 72 Virginians, of the 1776 war of independence era, standing around the hapless martyr kicking him with their funny looking ben franklin shoes and pummeling him with the butts of their blunderbusses for daring to act so much *against* the established and future liberties enjoyed on the planet.
72 *Virginians*
Well, so what if their religion does say ’72 virgins’??
Nowhere does it specify what species they belong to.
I’ll bet you the goats know, but they’re not talking.
Ladies and gentlemen – it’s not just about goats. If you listen to the NPR report, the reporter also mentions a food store in Bagdad which was firebombed and the owner plus several employees killed. Why? Because there was a “sexually suggestive” display of vegetables on display. Seriously – listen yourself.