I usually leave these opportunities to other blogs to have fun with, but I’m making an exception for this one.
I’ll announce the winners on Wednesday.
Caption Contest
I’ll announce the winners on Wednesday.
I’ll announce the winners on Wednesday.
I’ll announce the winners on Wednesday.
I just need this many seats to stay in power.
Yikes!!! I didn’t know gay sex was like that!!!!
Martin was surprised to here a force 5 huricane called GOMERILLA was heading his way …
“I am a douche bag.”
*Taaax Grrraaaab!*
“And I attach myself to the public teat thusly.”
Chaoulli v. Quebec. 4-3 Appellants.
Paul Martin tries a new approach in his ‘Stephen Harper is Scary’ Campaign.
“Gomery said WHAT!!??”
“What?? Bush gave in on softwood lumber?? The horror, the horror!”
Mark
Ottawa
*Taaax Grrraaaab!*
Got my vote! 🙂
George Bush just announced that the U.S. Military will begin systematic invasion of all socialist-commie boot-licking nations…and beacuse he’s so stupid (according to them) we’re starting with those that being with a “C.”
“Mauurice, forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . .forget Cordex . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . . forget the cheque . . .
Judging by the look on Martin’s face, I’d say someone rolled up the Gomery report and chose someplace other than their pipe to stick it.
Headline Ottawa: “Reefer Madness” hits “The Hill”; Decriminalization Bill passes!
RALF! Put the gun DOWN! PLEASE! I was only kidding! You can keep your oil!!!!!!
Or maybe RALPH would work better. Oops.
“Bra-a-a-a-a-a-ains!”
*****
An earlier commenter said “chiller”. Looks more like “Thriller” to me.
It’s an eeeeelection…
…and something evil’s lurkin’ in the dark!
You check your baaalott…
…and see a sight that almost stops your heart!
(or)
The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of thirteen Liberal years;
And grisly ghouls from every tomb,
Are closing in to seal your doom…
*****
I know what I’m going as for Hallowe’en!
Honk! Honk!
The only thing that can stop a Librano’s controlled Gotham City is a guy dressed up like a Bat. And a guy dressed like that *clearly* has issues.
Svend..
I know you are making a come back but get out from behind me
The latest wax figurine on display at Paul Desmarais’ Wax Museum – Prime Minister Parafino. Batteries and full upper and lower dental plate sold separately.
New, from Bechtel.
President Bush, are those six guns you’re packing here at the Crawford ranch or are you just unhappy to see me?
The Martin resembles other swallows in having a slender body, long wings, and a wide beak. The tail is forked but not deeply as in some other swallows. Male martins, with their dark plumage, often appear to be black, but on bright sunny days their shiny blue-black coloration is clearly visible. Female martins are lighter in colour, with a pale grey throat and belly.
By the time they have left the nest, young martins of both sexes resemble adult females. Young males only become dark at their second breeding season.
http://www.ffdp.ca/hww2.asp?cid=7&id=65
‘Hey, look at me. I’m a conservative (American, Albertan).
The Twits must remove a bra from a mannequin representing a debutante while standing in front of it. It is claimed to be the most difficult obstacle by the commentator.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Class_Twit_of_the_Year
This is pmpm giving a ‘take’ on the groveling peons (taxpayers). ‘This is what ‘they’ look like to me from the rear view mirror of my limo”
A renactment of his uncredited role as a sea urchin in the Irwin Allen television show Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea in the first season episode Hail to the Chief.
Admiral Harriman Nelson, Captain Lee Crane, Executive Chip Morton, Chief Sharkey, Seaman Stan Kowalski, and Captain Highliner are all standing off to the left.
Two words:
Dick Assman.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman
O Bananada!
Our homely and naive land!
True co-dependent love in all wry sons command.
With sinking hearts see tax rates rise,
The True North tax and flee!
From far and wide,
O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP
Blogs take our hand polygamous and free!
O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP.
O Bananada, we stand on guard for RCMP
Jean, Jean don’t do it, Gomery’s a PLANT! I have just as much at stake as you!
“And when the police came to my door with the Gomery papers, I looked at them EXACTLY like this! Gyaaaah.”
Look at Paulie’s fingers. They’re dirty. What’s that? Could be melted chocolate from the chocolate chips in the cookies in the cookie jar in which he had his hands when he was caught, just then.
Or something. We never know what he’s been getting into…
“Belinda’s are THIS BIG” !!!!
“Dude, have you ever seen Shiela Copps naked? I swear, her ass is this big!”
“Hey! Who crapped on the lectern? Look at my fingers!”
(heard in his earpiece)…. Jean Chretien is drunk as a skunk and is singing like a bird.
[fortunately for Martin no one can understand a word he is saying]
He told me to drop my drawers, bend over, and grab my ankles. Then I saw it.
Svend Robinson, off camera, facing down the Israeli Troops
Count Chocula.
No, Stephen! Put the hidden agenda away!
Wait, wait ,I OWN this chicken shit country !!
You can’t arrest me …
“This is how I convinced Belinda to join the Liberals”
Brison, what’s that you’re putting up my ass?
Yeah , so I hear what sounds like Chretien’s and Gomery’s voices ,…So I get up on the toilet and I’m peeking over the stall with my teeth out and….
A bus !?!?
The 10th Mountain Division has crossed the St. Lawrence and is closing on Ottawa.
“Remember back in ’93, the promise of a light at the end of the tunnel” “Did I mention, it’s a damn train!”
finding definitive proof that God exists and realizing that there are going to be ‘repercussions’ for him for selling out his religion for votes…