Caption Contest

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1. And you think Harper is “scary”———–

2. Count Floyd:
   “Awooooooooooooo”
   “Its scary out there kids. When you’re watching the Monster Chiller Horror Movie, be careful trick or treating out there and drop a penny in those UN/Unicef boxes cuz its expensive cleaning up after Kofi Annan.”
   “ps. Stephen Harper is scary”

3. This is the police! Put your hands up!

4. “…and then Jean Chretien told me: ‘Hi ham comin’ bak!'”

5. Return of the Living Dead
   or
   Zombie Martin Returns – Where’s My Zombie Dude?

6. “Nuke the Rednecks and take their oil”

7. upon hearing that a cure was developed for pathological lying Paul Martn wet his pants…
   “vote or us and we’ll eliminate the GST” – NEP party; many, many, many, moons and elections ago.

8. C’mon … that has to have something to do with little finger puppets. Look closely!

9. “Sheila…put your clothes back on!!”

10. “God help us! Maz2 is leaving the bunker!”

11. what the cat looked like just before I ran him over

12. “God help us! Maz2 is leaving the bunker!”
    “WE, nous/us Librano$ is finished, GiGi.”

13. “I vant to suck your budget!”

14. “Oooooohhhh… I’m coming to get youuuuuuuu… I’m the boogeyman!”

15. tell dingwall he’s not entitled to use the pool at 24 sussex

16. “Oh horrors, did I stray from the script and inadvertently tell the truth?”

17. tell dingwall he’s not entitled to use the pool at 24 sussex

18. My own (not in the running):
    Photo Op 101 – “Never set up for a volleyball toss at a hockey banquet.”

19. Prime Minister Martin practices the casting of Haitian voodoo spells during a private lesson provided by the Governor General.

20. Martin just got told hurricane Wilma is heading towards his CSL ship building plant in the Bahamas!

21. He looks like his Depends just sprang a leak.

22. Get ready for it! “your new Governor General is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Karla Homulka”.

23. The conservatives will change the health care system!!

24. If I can’t hold this job, I can always find work as a hypnotist.

25. Best Anakin Skywalker voice.
    “NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

26. Ok Jack I’ll make it 10 billion just keep Svend off my back!!

27. “What do you mean??? There really is a surplus?????

28. Oh no protection for the firearms companies and fastfood restruants do you know how many trial lawyers will become homeless and sleep in a box?

29. Boo! I’m Stephen Harper!

30. Can’t resist a second entry.
    “Harper is resigning?”

31. he’s watching Michaelle Jean cross her legs… something he’s been waiting for all month.

32. “Be afraid be vvvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy afraid”

33. “Go Deep”
    I win.

34. “This is my IQ. They told me it’s this many fingers.”

35. I had a hand on each of the 2 solitudes. Clearly, something was up.

36. What a gentle massage in such a hard material. You are a tough crowd. Would a Red Skelton face help?

37. Give me my teeth back Ralph or else!

38. Martin doing his Donald Rumsfeld impression.

39. “Oh no, I forgot my teeth!”

40. My first thought was a scene from police academy when there was a hooker in the podium, but although he might not know what’s happening the expression’s not quite right. So it must be that someones held up a Q card with the truth on it.

41. “And for a moment…just for a moment…I thought I had Harper by the balls!”

42. I am going to DINGWALL YOU..HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

43. “I’m pleased to announce that Pamela Anderson will be lending her considerable assets to the Liberal party in the upcoming election”

44. PM WINS THE ESTON GOPHER RACE. News at 11.

45. …and the rabbit had big, gnarly teeth. So I yelled, “run away, run away!”

46. No, honest, I didn’t have my fingers in the pie…I was…taking the nation’s pulse..”

47. PM gives a visual representation of his gov’ts negotiating technique a Quebec.Befuddlement,fear and surrender.

48. AP Photo: “Caught in the Headlights” – A Martin Weasel in its natural habitat freezes in utter fear in the headlights of a 2006 Gomery Bandwagon.

49. OOPs–the last batch of $1000. bills in the envelope must not have dried–I got the ink on my fingers–prove it you whiners–I’m gonna tax you more and more–you are toast–AND I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE ENVELOPE OF MONEY–besides I support Dingwall–he makes the best money in the country.

50. Peter has the right idea. “I vant to suck your oil.”
    Or maybe it’s PMPMS