Bizarro News From The Future

You know that favorite gag in futuristic science fiction movies – Schwartzenegger battles his roboto killer wife while a nifty projected television screen hovers in the background, the newscaster reads out bizarro future news –

“Mars shuttle pilots enter third day of strike, stranding passengers at Moonport” … “Genetic Savings And Clone announces new cat cloning production line” … “Former Canadian Prime Minister Kim Campbell named to official list of History’s 50 Greatest Leaders”.

Then the station turns back to prime time Thunderdome action, or a grey haired Oprah interviewing a wise Klingon poet….
Except that, I heard two of those three stories on the radio today.