19 Replies to “Comrade Cafe”

  1. Yummmmm. Commie tofu burgers with socialist frog bean curd fries, and a side of Stalin slaw. All after only 40 minutes. C’mon you hypocrites. What’s not to like? Oh. And don’t forget your San Salvador soda!

  2. The state will wither away, about when you get your BLT (Bolshevik Lenin and Trotsky). Want Siberia with that, comrade?

  3. There are so so many people that are only able to learn the hard way, and even then most of them don’t learn.

  4. I just LOVE such cheery stories,makes my day!
    Shi*heads like those is the article should NEVER try to run a business,they are born civil servants.

  5. In Mao’s China … that sandwich-maker would now become your family Doctor.

  6. Of course you’d have to wait a long time for a Vegan sandwich. Alpha Lyrae (otherwise known as Vega) is 26 light-years away!

  7. I had to keep looking at my browser address bar to make sure I wasn’t reading The Onion. Their satire can’t even come close to the real world.

  8. Ha, ha! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch. Love the comments above.
    BLT, Stalin slaw,snort, chortle.

  9. Most soviet era restaurants had ill paid, ill humoured, slow moving, large staffs and high priced horrible food.
    Astute foreigners constantly dining in such places eventually realized that the main attraction for being an
    employee there was the opportunity to steal the commissary provided foodstuffs and replace it with “stuff”.

  10. Geez. 40 minutes for a sammich made of plant materials?
    Its not like they had to go out back and kill the ingredients. Or even cook it. Maybe they should have correlated paychecks to customer satisfaction.

  11. The irony would probably be lost on Bernie supporters and all the leftist social warriors in general.

  12. Vegans fart a lot. Hence the closing of the restaurant should be viewed as a positive step in the fight against global warming.

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