San Francisco: Police Investigate Porn Video Shot On Train
h/t Iowa Jim
23 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”
An empty mass transit car is, in effect, private transportation… at public expense.
They better watch out, the Teamsters and the movie Guilds are looking for their cut of the action.
Considering the aroma of Toronto subways and stations, half of the porn world’s water sports videos must be filmed there.
I think I see the problem. This took place in San Francisco and it was a man and a woman (can you imagine) having sex.
Risky business……
Bingo.
So, maybe that bus driver in Breitbart NJ was just auditioning.
Just what do you have to do to be described as “lewd” in San Francisco? The mind boggles.
A second bingo for you.
Turns out that not being able to get a seat on transit is actually a good thing.
Things to do in San Francisco………..
There is a rail joke in there somewhere…
Being a conservative and taking personal responsibility for your actions would work.
A garden hose would be a handy thing in many public places, it works on dogs apparently, but dogs are domesticated animals. Liberals are herd animals stupefied by drugs and idiocy, so, oh well, whatever…
Obviously not fudgepunchers.
“Man and a woman….”
Oh God now you know the pitchforks will be out. Had that been several thousand naked males prancing up the street and making out in front of children on national television, there wouldn’t have been a problem.
A p**n shoot? On a train? Is this what’s called in law a “moving violation”?
poor quality porn, as there was NO donkey involved!!!!
Never a more appropriate moment for a post.
I just got home from the bus ride from Hell. It started off well, with most of the bus empty, but at the next stop a homeless guy climbed on. The smell forced me out of my seat and to the back of the bus. While the riders at the back were calm and quiet, they looked like the cast from Men in Black IV.
It wasn’t long before the bus got so crowded, people were screaming in anger at one another. Some were saying to move back, and others were telling them that the bus was full and they should get off. The new riders were standing on the stairs, so the doors wouldn’t close and the bus wouldn’t move.
A 400 lbs man (about 182 kilos) pushed his way to the back and stood in front of me. His breathing, I shit you not, sounded like Darth Vader. Aside from the breathing, every time the bus moved he would step on my feet that were desperately trying to curl up under the seat. At one point, he apparently became so fatigued that he laid the bulk of his belly ON MY KNEES. He rode the bus exactly three blocks; he missed a golden opportunity to burn some calories.
Just when Moby Dick decided to roll off the bus, ANOTHER quarter ton monster got on board. This guy had a tiny chihuahua in a red vest – a “service dog”, obviously to soothe his tender emotions. Meanwhile, a Chinese lady was “talking” to a Chinese man across the bus, shouting over the sound of the service dog yapping, its owner blabbering, and the bus driver discussing last night’s reality TV show. This porker only rode the bus two blocks before getting off.
Then a 40-something year old guy gets on wearing Army fatigues, talking about the Vietnam War like he was there when he had to be no more than 4 years old when it ended. He started telling jokes that nobody got, but that didn’t stop him from laughing hysterically and repeating the punch line.
I spent an hour wishing that I had a suicide vest on.
The article doesn’t state how many police officers volunteered to investigate the porn footage.
” B.C. Transit and Kamloops RCMP confirm a bus driver failed a roadside- screening test, Saturday morning near Juniper, and was slapped with a 90 day Immediate Roadside Prohibition.” http://www.radionl.com/
The article doesn’t state how many police officers volunteered to investigate the footage.
” B.C. Transit and Kamloops RCMP confirm a bus driver failed a roadside- screening test, Saturday morning near Juniper, and was slapped with a 90 day Immediate Roadside Prohibition.” http://www.radionl.com/
hippo-trans????
I think that claiming that marriage is a union between a man and a woman and not between two men or two women qualifies.
An empty mass transit car is, in effect, private transportation… at public expense.
They better watch out, the Teamsters and the movie Guilds are looking for their cut of the action.
Considering the aroma of Toronto subways and stations, half of the porn world’s water sports videos must be filmed there.
I think I see the problem. This took place in San Francisco and it was a man and a woman (can you imagine) having sex.
Risky business……
Bingo.
So, maybe that bus driver in Breitbart NJ was just auditioning.
Just what do you have to do to be described as “lewd” in San Francisco? The mind boggles.
A second bingo for you.
Turns out that not being able to get a seat on transit is actually a good thing.
Things to do in San Francisco………..
There is a rail joke in there somewhere…
Being a conservative and taking personal responsibility for your actions would work.
A garden hose would be a handy thing in many public places, it works on dogs apparently, but dogs are domesticated animals. Liberals are herd animals stupefied by drugs and idiocy, so, oh well, whatever…
Obviously not fudgepunchers.
“Man and a woman….”
Oh God now you know the pitchforks will be out. Had that been several thousand naked males prancing up the street and making out in front of children on national television, there wouldn’t have been a problem.
A p**n shoot? On a train? Is this what’s called in law a “moving violation”?
poor quality porn, as there was NO donkey involved!!!!
Never a more appropriate moment for a post.
I just got home from the bus ride from Hell. It started off well, with most of the bus empty, but at the next stop a homeless guy climbed on. The smell forced me out of my seat and to the back of the bus. While the riders at the back were calm and quiet, they looked like the cast from Men in Black IV.
It wasn’t long before the bus got so crowded, people were screaming in anger at one another. Some were saying to move back, and others were telling them that the bus was full and they should get off. The new riders were standing on the stairs, so the doors wouldn’t close and the bus wouldn’t move.
A 400 lbs man (about 182 kilos) pushed his way to the back and stood in front of me. His breathing, I shit you not, sounded like Darth Vader. Aside from the breathing, every time the bus moved he would step on my feet that were desperately trying to curl up under the seat. At one point, he apparently became so fatigued that he laid the bulk of his belly ON MY KNEES. He rode the bus exactly three blocks; he missed a golden opportunity to burn some calories.
Just when Moby Dick decided to roll off the bus, ANOTHER quarter ton monster got on board. This guy had a tiny chihuahua in a red vest – a “service dog”, obviously to soothe his tender emotions. Meanwhile, a Chinese lady was “talking” to a Chinese man across the bus, shouting over the sound of the service dog yapping, its owner blabbering, and the bus driver discussing last night’s reality TV show. This porker only rode the bus two blocks before getting off.
Then a 40-something year old guy gets on wearing Army fatigues, talking about the Vietnam War like he was there when he had to be no more than 4 years old when it ended. He started telling jokes that nobody got, but that didn’t stop him from laughing hysterically and repeating the punch line.
I spent an hour wishing that I had a suicide vest on.
The article doesn’t state how many police officers volunteered to investigate the porn footage.
” B.C. Transit and Kamloops RCMP confirm a bus driver failed a roadside- screening test, Saturday morning near Juniper, and was slapped with a 90 day Immediate Roadside Prohibition.”
http://www.radionl.com/
The article doesn’t state how many police officers volunteered to investigate the footage.
” B.C. Transit and Kamloops RCMP confirm a bus driver failed a roadside- screening test, Saturday morning near Juniper, and was slapped with a 90 day Immediate Roadside Prohibition.”
http://www.radionl.com/
hippo-trans????
I think that claiming that marriage is a union between a man and a woman and not between two men or two women qualifies.