As is the norm here at SDA, the best ideas come from the comments – With Kate’s permission perhaps it is time to speculate on a name for the coalition. Perhaps the Traitors, Commies and Clueless party?
My favourite so far – “The Coalition of the Swilling”
Add your own in the comments. It’s time for a new thread, anyway.
Update – already several exceptional suggestions and a first-rate rant…
New Libloq
The Progressive Pork Party
The USSR – Union of Separatists and Socialists against the Right
New Libs on the Bloc
The Raucas Porkas Caucus
Bloc Torontois
“The Treasonists… The Terminally Stupid party… The Pathological Self Preservationists… The Can You Repeat the Question Again Party… The Peoples Temple of Trudeauvia Party… The F##K Democracy Party… The Entitled to their Entitlements Party… The Canada Schmanada Party… The Don’t Vote For Me, and We’ll Seize Power Anyhow Party… The Naturally Governing Seperatist Party… The Clarity Act Seperatist Alliance… The New, New France Party… The Nationalist Socialist, Seperatist Alliance… The Gerard Kennedy Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up Party… The MSM Party… The Coup D’Etat Party… The We’re Not American Party… Sorry, I could go on, but won’t.”
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How about simply:
The Bloc Party
Bringing together all of the neighbours on the opposition benches for a good time (at Canada’s expense), the name reminds Canadians of the central role played by the separatist Bloc, that the coalition is dominated by urban MPs and is far more about their own amusement than the public interest.
How about simply:
The Bloc Party
Bringing together all of the neighbours on the opposition benches for a good time (at Canada’s expense), the name reminds Canadians of the central role played by the separatist Bloc, that the coalition is dominated by urban MPs and is far more about their own amusement than the public interest.
Thieving despots to the left of me
And more to the left
Here I am, stuck on the paying end again.
StepahanEJackLaytonGille
Typo in last entry.
StephanEJackLaytonGille
Jack and Gilles are on the hill and Steph came tumbling after
Jack and Gilles went up Parliament Hill and Dion came deaftly after..
Dion and Gilles put a libloc on the Jack’s dipper, now he’s really smiling.
The BLT – Bloc of Liberal Torontois
It’s what conservatives eat for lunch
Oh Stefen won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
(1) Four Weddings and a Funeral (Dion’s funeral, Iggy, Jack, Bob and Gilles wedding)
(2) UAE
(3) The Apple Dumpling Gang (shades of Don Knotts and Tim Conway)
(4) Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Dion is cast as Steve Martin as Ruprecht)
(5) Other People’s Money (starring Danny DeVito, great movie)
And, drumroll, the winning entry:
“Menage a quatre”
The “Pull My Finger” Coalition –
One false move, and its all over. Remember to never inhale.
“NASTY”
National Association of Spy’s, Traitor’s & Yahoo’s
this of course is from a Cartoon of the 60’s
SMERSH.
Why not steal a riff from Gilles Duceppe’s putdown of Paul Martin:
“The current PM is a living Democratic Deficit”.
The Democratic Deficit (tm and patent pending).
Thanks, Gilles, now go empty those bedpans.
Comrade Stalin’s Bags Fulla Money Party
Down on Burlington St. In Hamilton there’s a greasy spoon called Two Cougars and a Cafe, so maybe…
Two Scumbags and a Blockhead (might be a repeat)
The Give Us All Your Money Party
The “Recession? What Recession?” Party
Princess Stephanie’s Pretty Petty Pitty Party!
Oh, that’s IT! Yeah baby!
The Three Thieves
2 angry faces and a milktoast
The Junta
The Chimera Alliance – a beast which is lion-fronted and snake behind, a goat in the middle.
I’ll leave it to you to decide which part best describes each opposition leader.
Charlottetown’s Web (a story about pigs)
LMC: Larry, Moe and Curly
On second thought, make it
Canadian Chimera Party (CCP):
a beast with the head of pig, the body of jacka$s and the tail of a snake. There… that describes their personalities better.
‘Dog’s Breakfast’
Or closer to how I feel:
‘The Pukes’
Who feels the need to be civil in this country anymore?
Coalition of the Entitled
This event requires a movie. Call it:
Liberals and NDP: Sleeping with Traitors
Taxalot.
Arrogant Asshat Party – “We can throw your money farther!”
This is like the Wizard of Oz with Dion or Layton as the guy with no brains, Iggy no heart, Duceppe no courage and the man behind the curtain is either Crouton or Paul Desmarais.
BOHCA
Bend Over Here it Comes Again
I’d be upset, too, if I were a rightard and Harper subjected me to a left coalition.
But, we do have to hand it to Harper. He united the left. Thanks, bro.
Tin Pot Ted’s Pipe Dream Party
“I’d be upset, too, if I were a rightard and Harper subjected me to a left coalition.
But, we do have to hand it to Harper. He united the left. Thanks, bro.”
Hey Anon (too gutless to put your name huh?), how about winning an election and then governing? Na, that would be too honest and ethical for you liberals.
The “DEAD POOL”
Douchebag Embezzlers Against Democracy”
Political Onanists Operating Largesse
The Troughocratic Party
Electile dis’ function party
They will probably try to ride on someone’s elses coat-tails and name the party:
OBAMA!!
The Keystone Koup
Swine Herd
Stephie and the Banshees
The Political Party of Piglets. Sent my donation to PMSH as proof I back him.
Hopefully this is the moment the West has been waiting for, TO LEAVE. I make no apologies to anyone for my feelings and desire that the West become the separate Nation of Western Canada, NONE. I would love to see the hard working independent people of the West rebel, by whatever means, and tell the franco ninny and eastern liberal Bastards/Bitches, ELB’s, they can now suck on dry teats, their own. How long does it take before people have had enough? Think what a Country the West would be minus that eastern bunch of socialist thinking entitlement leeches, minus all the bilingual and multi-cultural crap? I want a country that I can be proud of again, a citizen of, not a chattel of. Again I will repeat the words of the franco creep cretien, you people out West are different, and I will repeat my reply, yes we are different, different values, different ethics, different morals. To all hard working free thinking Easterner’s, welcome.
The Axis of Feeble
The Ducette Dupes
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the msm is totally on board for the revolution… apparently the “fifth estate” has a “sixth sense”.
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“The Three Horsemen of the Canadian Dominion Apocalypse”
Unfortunatley, Insane Clown Posse has been taken.
How about The Disloyal Whoppersition?
The Clarity, Disparity & Hilarity Party?
Le Bloc Merde.
Hey Lori, why wait till the deed is done, why not come out and join the fun. I hope this is finally the stimulus the west needs to create the Western Republic of the America’s. You claim you support us… but want to wait till the heavy lifting is done, hmmm.
The Gang Who Couldn’t Vote Straight
Edward Teach , good one!! I thought those “two old terds” were flushed. What a dog and pony show, the fact that Cretin and “dead animal on my head” Ed have to be hauled in to herd the cats is very telling on this “unholy trio” I think the least Stephen Harper and the conservatives can do is turn down their “share” of the 1.95 a vote I will gladly put 100 times that in the mail. That would be very classy, as for the NDP and Lieberanos, you assholes team up with the Bloc lookout! you are getting on the “fighting side” of this loyal Canadian. Dion will stick his “green shift” to us, Jack will Tax the investments right out of this country, and the bloc will just ask for more money. As to pulling the Political parties in this country off the dole, it is the right thing to do in my opinion, is there ever a “right time” to confront a bunch of “entitled to our entitlements” trough sucking pigs?? Just do it Steve “let’s rock!!.
Cheers Bubba