Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest

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Further to this post (and since I’ve not got much energy for blogging today), a little contest – come up with your best impersonation of a Bush -hating member of the intellectual left.
I’ll start things off:

on the internet “bush” rhymes with “rush” … did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!!

Tips: Keep them short, and don’t bother with “subtle” – it’s not convincing. (And please observe the usual rules about profanity, threats of violence, etc.).
Have fun. I’ll pick some “winners” on the weekend.
Update …
Speaking of Hollywood, this gets my vote for Quote Of The Week: “It’s like watching Sean Hannity debate Jane Fonda after they both spent the whole day together sniffing glue. “

117 Replies to “Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest”

  1. Has anyone noticed how George Bush always seems to ‘know’ the answers to questions from the media? He must be controlling all of them, and planting his own neocon questions! For example, have you ever heard anyone ask a fair question like, “Why did you go into Iraq and kill all those millions of innocent civilians just for money and oil?” Think about it!

  6. Look very closely at the picture of Bush reading to those school children on 9/11. That is not a book, it is the remote control he used to fly those drone air planes into the WTC. We demand the truth.

  7. Bush is just a stupid, ignorant red-neck!
    And we heard he faked the whole 9/11 thing, rigged the WTC to blow up, and fooled everyone into going to war!
    Now Cheney owns all the oil!
    Good thing we figured out his plan!

  8. Novelist, Vince Flynn on Bush derangement syndrome:
    “Look at Hollywood. They all detest President Bush because their friends will think they are smarter by hating him. They wear it as a badge of honor. They try to prove to people they are smart and compassionate and enlightened, so people will like them.”
    And the lyrics to Pink’s new song:
    “Dear Mr. President”
    (feat. Indigo Girls)
    Dear Mr. President,
    Come take a walk with me.
    Let’s pretend we’re just two people and
    You’re not better than me.
    I’d like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly.
    What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street?
    Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep?
    What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
    Are you proud?
    How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
    How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
    How do you walk with your head held high?
    Can you even look me in the eye
    And tell me why?
    Dear Mr. President,
    Were you a lonely boy?
    Are you a lonely boy?
    Are you a lonely boy?
    How can you say
    No child is left behind?
    We’re not dumb and we’re not blind.
    They’re all sitting in your cells
    While you pave the road to hell.
    What kind of father would take his own daughter’s rights away?
    And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?
    I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
    You’ve come a long way from whiskey and cocaine.
    How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
    How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
    How do you walk with your head held high?
    Can you even look me in the eye?
    Let me tell you ’bout hard work
    Minimum wage with a baby on the way
    Let me tell you ’bout hard work
    Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
    Let me tell you ’bout hard work
    Building a bed out of a cardboard box
    Let me tell you ’bout hard work
    Hard work
    Hard work
    You don’t know nothing ’bout hard work
    Hard work
    Hard work
    Oh
    How do you sleep at night?
    How do you walk with your head held high?
    Dear Mr. President,
    You’d never take a walk with me.
    Would you?

  9. Harper is just like the far right neo con war monger BUSH he should be called SHRUB.
    He should instead make like a TREE and LEAVE.
    Courtesy the far left socialist radical nanny state power hungry Liberal Party of Canada.

  10. Bush ran 3 companies into the ground before attempting to do the same thing to the USA.
    Wait a minute….no SDA sock puppet arrogant twit conbat sarcasm there. Oh well, I guess I won’t be winning this contest anytime soon.

  11. The poling lift that the neocon chimp got from putting his arm around the Fireman, in Rove’s mind, justified the Bush Administration’s attack on the Twin Towers!

  12. Perhaps Bushie comes from a broken home on the range? (And he can’t be any worse than Ronnie Raygun)……………..

  13. As much as I distrust Bush I have to leave my entry blank…..reason being that there IS no “intellectual left” to mimic. 😉

  14. “Bush” rhymes with “rush”! not likely!
    “Bush” rhymes with “tush”, one of Mel Brooks favorite words.

  15. I’ll impersonate Kate:
    “I hate and fear everything that I don’t understand, thus I use this blog as my outlet against such unknowns. I rarely return to actually debate the issues I post on. My self esteem needs to be regularily boosted by my minions who never actually let me defend myself..because, well I just don’t do that. Some people here think I should run for office. I suggest that I don’t really want any part of that scene, which may be true, but I’m also highly unelectable because my racist rantings are a huge political liability. Even a lot of right wing people think I’m over the top. If I didn’t sit in front of the computer blogging for 12 hours every day, I would have no life..or wait maybe that means I have no life.”

  16. Hasn’t BDS waned since the beaten Bush abandoned the Bush Doctrine and surrendered to his Department of State which now considers Hamas a “resistance” movement and believes in “engagement” with the Muslim Brotherhood?
    And if so, isn’t this contest, like, so yesterday?

  17. Too much punctuation? How about this one:
    Bush iz so dum he probaly blew up hte wordl trade center by accipedent wen he thot he wuz playig a vidio game like halo
    HALO RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Bush probably blogs every day and writes some of those idiotic posts about himself, just so that when regular folk realize how stupid they are, they’re going to think all the lib-left posts about him are stupid and so he must be OK after all.

  19. henry wins the contest, hands down! I know he didn’t talk about bush, but you just can’t get any more ‘intellectual left’ than that.

  20. Fred derangement syndrome: I hate Kate. She is not as enlightened as me and my mentors – Stalin, Pol Pot, Putin. Henry is quite boring who seems rather envious of others, though strangely enough, is willing to put them down.
    Bush stole the 2000 election by getting Ralph Nader to run

  21. Frank Rich said Bush is an agent of the reptilians from Veda Reticulae like Cheney and all the Jew-loving KKK Nazis on the board of directors of that Jew-sucking Halliburton oil
    George Bush is a Israel-lover sucking on a Jew tit in the Middle East to jack up the stock market prices of KKK Halliburton cashing in on the favorable exchange rates to rob Amerika of her precious freedoms like his
    KKKate and her little syncophant KKK Nazi sex followers on SDA should have to get down every day and kiss Pinch Sulzberger’s ass

  23. bushhitler McChimpy was born in 194-6, and Harpo-hitler was elected in 200-6. harpor-hitler’s name starts with 6 letters after Bush’s. 666!!!
    Harpo-hitler is Bushhitler’s younger less evily brother cause he’s Canada

  24. Combine numerology with the Bible Code and the da Vinci Code, and George W. Bush translates into 666 — it’s true, he’s the Anti-Christ!

  25. Speaking of the song ‘dear mr. president’….
    “And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?”
    -Dick Cheney’s daughter is gay…I wonder if anyone told her?
    “Let me tell you about hard work”
    -This coming from a self-admitted drug addicted who claims she used to go to work at macdonalds when she was high, steal food, money, and now makes a living selling songs she didn’t write. Hmm…
    Oh, and Pink? The real people who could tell you about hard work? They voted republican.

  27. Bush’s lack of geographical knowledge and ability to know every single world leader’s name shows how inept and dumb this man is. I mean, even *I* know that the King of Tonga is Siaosi Tāufaʻāhau Manumataongo Tukuʻaho Tupou V. Geez! And I know how to pronounce it too. Unlike Bush, because like most people who voted for him, he doesn’t know anyone outside his own state.
    That’s probably too much, though. Ah well, I tried… miserably, but eh…

  32. If Bush had only signed on to Kyoto Gore wouldn’t have been forced to solve the global warming problem all by himself.

  34. on the internet “bush” rhymes with “rush” … did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!! Only after about 16 beers Kate!! I’m on number 15 right now — LOL

  35. Bush lied to us to start a fucking pointless and now apparently unwinnable war.
    Bush sabotaged the crucial UN effort in Afgan’ by committing troops and resources to Iraq.
    Bush empowered the sleazy left by starting a war where he now has no idea how to even save the west’s face in ceasing.
    Now the sleazy left is actively undermining western democracy because Bush squandered the massive support he originally had through his ineptness and failure to achieve his objectives.
    Add on to that the the unbelievable debt,demise of the friendly border with Canada and other assorted hardships created by numerous paranoid and ill-thought security measures.
    Blame the retarded leftists if that brings you comfort,but there are plenty of conservatives disgusted with this idiot also.

  36. I’ll impersonate Kate:
    “I hate and fear everything that I don’t understand, thus I use this blog as my outlet against such unknowns. I rarely return to actually debate the issues I post on. My self esteem needs to be regularily boosted by my minions who never actually let me defend myself..because, well I just don’t do that. Some people here think I should run for office. I suggest that I don’t really want any part of that scene, which may be true, but I’m also highly unelectable because my racist rantings are a huge political liability. Even a lot of right wing people think I’m over the top. If I didn’t sit in front of the computer blogging for 12 hours every day, I would have no life..or wait maybe that means I have no life.”
    Posted by: henry at November 16, 2007 3:13 PM
    Hahahahahaha!! Soooooooooo good!

  37. henry has to win. He even worked “my racist rantings” into his bit. On top of that, he cleverly and most surprisingly made it about Kate.
    But then, leftard shows up and now I think he’s gotta win with this brilliant twist: “I fuckin hate bush.” Most unbelievably he was able to insult everybody with, “you dum sheep,” typo and all, in the same post! And best of all he means it. He really, really does.
    Pure genius.

  38. I have never believed in Bush’s imaginary god, but I hope he does exist so that Bush and his Haliburton pals can spend eternity being burned in the fires of hell. Imagine how hot that will be once global warming really starts happening.

  39. “I’ll impersonate Kate”
    Okay, henry, now take off the clothes and the make up.

  40. Well said irwin.
    It’s a close race and we’ve barely even started the contest! If the posts keep improving at the current rate, someone is gonna create a new official motto that could unite the entire Left of the world.

  42. I know Bohemian Grove, rightist, neoCon chimpy McKKKBushHitler is going to change the law so he can steal another term. AND NOW I DESPISE, HATE, HATE, HATE AND DETEST HIM EVEN MORE!!!!

  43. And please observe the usual rules about profanity, threats of violence, etc.
    Then how can we make it sound like a liberal, BDS sufferer? (See Kathy Shaidle today and the link to Mark Steyn’s letters page and Patterico’s Pontifications re. threats of violence.)

  44. Bush’s fault – As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : blame without end. Amen

  48. My cousin attended the same private high school in Houston as george jr. -240 students and only 2 were African American 🙁
    Once she (my cousin) was making her way down the crowded hallway between classes and somebody snapped her bra strap which hurt really bad because she had a real!!!! bad sunburn. She turned around to see who did it and guess “who” (W) was standing in the middle of a pack of “guys” Snickering his cruel laugh!
    Little george couldn’t cut it as a jock and being tired of being a “jock hanger honor” georgy worked his way all the way “up” to “head cheerleader” and when that didn’t get him enough “attention” he organized a “stick” ball league in grade 12.
    junior picked all the team names such as the “Beavers” or his own team; “Nuclear Attack Death Squad”. All the kids would break out laughing when ever he would try and say “nooklyer” so he shortened the name to “NADS” but that was just part of his nasty plan so for the rest of the season he would run hysterically back and forth in front of the bleachers exhorting the students to chant, “Go nads! Go nads! Go nads!” all the while grinning that stump toothed grin of misogyny that he is too well known for!
    Don’t “believe” me? Google it!!!!

  49. if busch stolw the condistution and hillary wins the whithose will she arrest dubyuh and cheenee all the rest and put them in jao and steel the cuntstution back for reel amaricans sowe ecn levi in peeese for aver anf all the neoconts will leev the conttry nad go soemwhare we wint have to sea tham enymor?
    Then my mmom andad will get ot of rehab and com home to give me mony and by food.

  50. I am not merely pissed-off on that warmongering Bushtard for slaughtering millions, stealing oil and loving those gawdawful zionists-As if that isn’t horrid enuff in itself, with those Jeeeew Bankers!! My Gaawd.
    NO!!
    That fucking pricks face was on the tv screen at Chez Arturs(Thats MIDtown, mind you). Chid, Lespanye, Luuren and Haoge and myself were exchanging activist alternate-progressive sexual review papers and having a beer when someone switched the channel and turned it up. That shithead bush asshole jewloving prick said the War in Iraq will never end Until All the oil is sucked up and sent to Amerikkka.
    I hate him!

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