Beef farmers launch protest
Oh, just stop.
They are not “beef farmers”.
(In fact, if one were to quibble with the details, those critters are Holsteins – dairy cows. Great lean lanky things with bone as heavy as a Budweiser Clydesdale. Holsteins are bred to convert feed to milk. When was the last time you wandered through your meat department and saw a t-bone labelled “Triple A Holstein beef”? There’s a clue. And let’s be honest – with the quota-controlled protectionist price supports of the dairy industry, dairymen can afford to shoot cull cows.)
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But back to the original point. As I stated, they are not “beef farmers”, for the simple reason that one does not “farm” cattle. Not even guys with mixed grain/beef operations “farm” cattle. They “feed cows”, “raise calves”, “run a few head”. It is no more appropriate to call those who raise beef “cattle farmers” than it is to refer to reporter Ross Marowitz as a news “author” or “non-fiction writer”.
I know that a dilemma faces the media when stepping into the dangerous terrain of gender-neutral nomenclature. Unlike the “fishermen”, who awoke one day to discover they were now “fishers”, the cattle industry is a little tougher to neuter. Really, who can say “cattler” with a straight face?
So, you insufferable fanaticist media twits dear reporters, let’s stop pretending that uncomfortable three letter word doesn’t exist. It does. The word is “men”. M.E.N. Sound it out. “Mmmmmmmm… eeeeeeeeee…nnnnnnnn” . No really – try it. See what happens.
Did your face open up and swallow your tongue? Write it down on that reporter’s pad…. “men” …. hold your breath as you wait for the paper to begin to curl in disgust … Still nothing?
That psychological hurdle cleared, the rest is easy. Append “men” to the word “cattle”. Cattle – men. Cattlemen.
Cattlemen launch protest
See:
Canadian Cattlemen’s Association.
Holy Cow! It’s even the
correct terminology, as in what they call themselves! Who knew? Don’t you feel free? Once you’ve become comfortable with “cattlemen”, the world is your prairie oyster. Push the envelope – try
“stockmen”.
A newsman only lives once.