Reasons to live in any province in Canada!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

  1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
  2. Your $900,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
  3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
  4. There’s always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
  5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

  1. Big rock between you and B.C.
  2. Ottawa who?
  3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the
    country.
  4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
  5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own
    country.
  6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

  1. You never run out of wheat.
  2. Your province is really easy to draw.
  3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
  4. People will assume you live on a farm.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

  1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront
    property.
  2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
  3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
  4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
  5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

  1. You live in the centre of the universe.
  2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
  3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
  4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC

  1. Racism is socially acceptable.
  2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move
    out next.
  3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
  4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

  1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
  2. You’re poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
  3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
  4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA

  1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can’t, think they can.
  2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and
    wear a kilt.
  3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

  1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big,
    new bridge.
  2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
  3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
  4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
  5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
  6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

  1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
  2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
  3. The workday is about two hours long.
  4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

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Received by e-mail this morning from this fellow. If you somehow feel insulted by the contents of this post, yell at him and not me. 😉

UPDATE: The following were added by Hans Rupprecht in the comments and are worth appending to the main post:

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NUNAVUT

  1. You don’t want NONE OF IT any where else.
  2. You don’t ever need to buy a freezer.
  3. You are never short of ice for your daquiris while enjoying your ocean
    view.
  4. Diamond mines are the jewels in the TRUE NORTH.
  5. Polar bears make good fishing buddies, if you are short of friends.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN YUKON

  1. Line dancers doing ‘can can’ have great gams.
  2. There is gold in them thar hills.
  3. Next to Alaska which used to be owned by the Russians, so it is kind of
    like Siberia.
  4. Summer is two weeks, so it is a great place for winter sports.
  5. The Dempster Highway is gravel, just like the condition of Saskatchewan’s
    roads!

The Sound Of Settled Science

DavidSuzuki.org;

“The debate is over about whether or not climate change is real.”

You know, you’d think a geneticist would know better.

A massive international study of the human genome has caused scientists to rethink some of the most basic concepts of cellular function. Genes, it turns out, may be relatively minor players in genetic processes that are far more subtle and complicated than previously imagined.
Among the critical findings: A huge amount of DNA long regarded as useless — and dismissively labeled “junk DNA” — now appears to be essential to the regulatory processes that control cells. Also, the regions of DNA lying between genes may be powerful triggers for diseases — and may hold the key for potential cures.
[…]
[Thomas D. Tullius , professor of chemistry at Boston University] – “There were huge surprises; this research has upset a lot of thinking about how the genome works.”
He added in an interview: “There now appear to be thousands of places in the genome that were long thought to be useless or meaningless, but which we now see to have a functional role. But we don’t really understand what that role is.”
Most startling, according to researchers, is that some areas of the genome looming as crucial are regions that don’t contain specific instructions for making proteins. That recognition amounts to a sea change in basic biology.

Via Maxed Out Mama who notes that this isn’t really news. Evidence that so-called “junk” dna wasn’t junk at all has been mounting for some time.

Among other items, it calls into question very basic tenets of evolutionary gene studies based on gene “clocks” and it calls into severe question the statement that we share almost all of our DNA with our closest primate relatives. It’s so radical that it’s hard to construct a parallel. Something on the order of geologists holding a press conference and announcing that the world is flat after all.

It isn’t just new findings about “junk” dna that’s undermining the fashionable field of evolutionary genetics. In 2004* I pointed to this two year old item on new discoveries in mitochondrial dna, the very underpinning of these genetic “clocks” that purport to tell us, among other things, when it was that domestic dogs diverged from their wolf ancestors, and that all current humans have a single common female ancestor, a “mitochondrial Eve”.

For decades biologists have assumed that mitochondria – the cells’ power stations – are inherited solely through the maternal line.
Mitochondria in the sperm from the father were presumed to be destroyed immediately after conception, leaving behind only those from the mother. But Marianne Schwartz and John Vissing from the University Hospital Rigshospitalet in Copenhagen, have discovered that one of their patients inherited the majority of his mitochondria from his father.
[…]
The researchers think inheritance of paternal mitochondrial DNA is probably very rare. But the findings will have implications for a number of branches of biology. Evolutionary biologists often date the divergence of species by the differences in genetic sequences in mitochondrial DNA. Even if paternal DNA is inherited very rarely, it could invalidate many of their findings. It will also have implications for scientists investigating inherited metabolic diseases.

Yet despite its obvious significance, this is information that aparently still manages to elude a good many in the field.
Now, why might that be?
(emphasis mine)

Against “conservative” wimpiness

First Andrew Coyne (of all people), now the FP’s Jacqueline Thrope:

“The argument has been a minority government can’t make bold moves, but bold moves a majority may make.”

Now, I’ve been railing against that and other cowardly thinking for years, but I’m neither a policy wonk nor a party hack. I’m just a nobody blogger who admits to being more interested in Principles than practicality.
Sadly, much of the “conservative” blogosphere reflects the Party’s unprincipled, unimaginative tendency. Lots of boring number crunching, and poll analysis and half-baked strategy, from bloggers with an awfully fluid/threadbare idea of what “conservative” means. It’s all about “getting elected.” It’s a game or a horse race and you just want your “team” to win. It’s like the World Cup but with neckties.
How’s that working out? We’ve now got a “conservative” PM who you know doesn’t believe in Global Warming, pretending to believe in Global Warming and pretending not to notice that we notice that he’s lying. He wants us all to buy a certain kind of light bulb now. Politicians — “conservative” politicians — are telling us how to decorate our homes, people. Hello??
But for the timid, grasping, careerist wonk bloggers out there, dying to get tapped for a Party job one day, none of that matters. (Why so many of them are male, and so many of us mouthy, outrageous, say-anything, more idealist bloggers are female remains a minor mystery…)
(I’m obliged to add, however, a word of congratulations to our boys for not going the way of so many US and UK pundits on “our” side: the popular conservative talk radio guest/author who hired a hooker to suck his toes, or to suck hers, I try to forget; the far greater author who liked to be spanked — yes, I know, he is British after all, and if he’d been the “top” I wouldn’t have cared, but the position of men in the Movement should never be prone; the presidential candidate who wanted to install his mistress in the mayor’s mansion; the other one who dumped the mother of his children, the one who kept the family together while he was in the Hanoi Hilton; the soon-to-be candidate prone to getting b-js in parking lots with other men’s wives… And remember (if you can bear it — I mean, have you ever seen Boris Johnson?) the “Sex-tator” Scandal. Thank you, one and all, Canadian boys, for keeping your pants zipped in public.)
Anyway, Jay Currie (I’ll forgive him for being a libertarian — for today) has actually come up with an ok conservative platform — one that contains actual conservatism and not the Liberal Lite pap we’re tied to now.
Not all of this is laudatory, and certainly much is as far from “conservative” as one can get (legalized drugs and prostitution — ladies and gentleman, does “doing your own thing” really sound like a “conservative” principle to you? Really? Really??)
And I’m going to pretend that Jay just forgot to credit my idea from earlier this year, of paying every status Indian in Canada a million bucks to shut up forever.
Otherwise, worth a read and a discussion.

Thou shalt not idle thy vehicle needlessly

The Vatican has issued 10 commandments for drivers:
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.
— snip —
I was expecting something more along the lines of…
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Porsche.”

Global Warming Logic from Down Under

It is past time for those who have deceived governments and misled the public regarding dangerous human-caused global warming to be called to account. Aided by hysterical posturing by green NGOs, their actions have led to the cornering of government on the issue and the likely implementation of futile emission policies that will impose direct extra costs on every household and enterprise in Australia to no identifiable benefit.
Not only do humans not dominate Earth’s current temperature trend but the likelihood is that further large sums of public money are shortly going to be committed to, theoretically, combat warming when cooling is the more likely short-term climatic eventuality.
In one of the more expensive ironies of history, the expenditure of more than $US50 billion ($60 billion) on research into global warming since 1990 has failed to demonstrate any human-caused climate trend, let alone a dangerous one.
Yet that expenditure will pale into insignificance compared with the squandering of money that is going to accompany the introduction of a carbon trading or taxation system.


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Rabbit-hole justice

Normally, when someone pleads to the judge “I had drugs on me by accident!” my BS-O-Meter spikes. Of course, normally the person asking the bench to suspend disbelief isn’t an anti-narcotics consultant involved in the collection and disposal of tons of illicit drugs on a daily basis.
If information surfaces next week that shows Bert Tatham was using his official position as cover to mastermind a vast international drug-smuggling cartel, I’ll eat my words. Until then, I can think of no reason that Canadian diplomats, the United States State Department, the government of Afghanistan, and the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime shouldn’t aggressively intervene on this man’s behalf.
By this standard, Canadian soldiers making a connecting flight through Dubai last fall could have been charged as well, for the heinous crime of soldiering downwind.
Update: Bert’s brother comments over at my blog:

I’ll ring in. I’m his brother. He was there working on a contract through the US state dept. He was leading a team of Afghan nationals to help farmers find other crops to grow in place of Poppy. Not eradication.
He was carrying 2 year old, dried and previously lanced poppy flowers as artifacts from his work there. 0 narcotic value. In hindsight a bad idea of course.
He was on occasion called by the Afghan police to witness the burning of confiscated drugs. These burns were very noxious as one can imagine. Hash is everywhere there and passed about freely and often shows up in food even. He is baffled as to how the small chunk got on him but not hard to imagine as a mistake. He laundered his clothes very carefully prior to leaving.
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I would also add that he regularly briefed and advised Canadian forces brass on the “bad guy” activity in the region.
so yes, he is one of our boys.

Friends Don’t Let Kennedys…

From a interview with National Review’s Linda Bridges on the topic of William F. Buckley Jr.;

Lopez: What’s your most fun Mrs. Buckley memory?
Bridges: Well, my favorite Pat story is not a personal memory of mine — I was told it by others who were there (including her husband). But it has to do with the time in Switzerland when the Buckleys’ dear friends (though political opponents) Ken and Kitty Galbraith came to visit them, bringing along a friend of theirs, none other than Ted Kennedy. The Galbraiths lived in Gstaad, the Buckleys in Rougemont, a few miles down the valley. They spent a pleasant afternoon together, and then the Galbraiths had to continue down the valley towards Geneva, while Kennedy stayed on. Finally it was time for him to return to Gstaad, and rather than take the train he asked if he could borrow a car. “You certainly may not,” said Pat. “There are three bridges between here and Gstaad.”

h/t

The Sound Of Settled Science

One of these is not like the other.
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The Briffa data deletions;

“If a practising scientist selected a 1987 data set over more recent versions, failed to cite it correctly, altered the appearance of the data without a clear explanation and didn’t include the data from the last 20 years then I think we’d all be asking serious questions about their professionalism.”

Read the whole thing – or as much as you still can. Note at the end that the IPCC forced the deletion of the embarrassing content.
More detailed discussion of Briffa.

“Why would PBS want to marginalize progressive Muslim voices?”

Rod Dreher:
“The US media, by and large, gives the leadership of the Muslim community in America largely uncritical treatment, and accepts their duplicitous words at face value. In ‘Islam vs. Islamists,’ we meet a French Muslim filmmaker living under government protection after having not once but twice gone undercover to document Islamist radicalism in Europe, including the ‘double discourse’ of Islamists saying one thing to a non-Muslim audience, and quite another when talking to Muslims. I’ve seen a related phenomenon in person on several occasions, in which Islamist leaders mouth soothing banalities about peace, love and tolerance, but get angry when you point out contradictions between their self-serving rhetoric and the reality of what they believe and advocate. Watching the film last night, I gasped at the grainy clip of several women being stoned to death — aired after an Islamist imam in Canada said that adulterers should be stoned to death. I’ve heard the very same thing come out of the mouth of a Dallas lay Islamic leader, twice. (…)
“To be perfectly honest, the film does not give any indication of how widespread the more liberal interpretation of Islam put forth by Dr. Jasser, Sufi Sheikh Hisham Kabbani and others is. One of them interviewed, can’t remember who now, said that the great majority of US Muslims just want to get on with their lives, and reject the violence espoused by a radical fringe. But — and this is important — he said that their political views are based on an Islamist perspective, which blames America and the West for everything wrong in the worldwide Muslim community, and which wallows in conspiracy theories.”

Hockey Night in Canukistan

“I had to go to Canada, Toronto, to renew my work visa, about 8 months ago. And I went through Minnesota and I stayed with a niece of mine. She came to Canada about 9 years ago from Zimbabwe. She’s married, and she has 4 children. All four children were born in Zimbabwe in southern Africa. She was telling me — she told me this story herself.
“One day in the kitchen, her children were all very excited, because there was a big ice-hockey match, between a Canadian team, and the Sabres, I think, in Buffalo. And they were all very much, of course, for the Canadian team. They were saying, ‘Mama, we are really going, we are really Canadian, we really want the Canadians to win!’
“And she said she brought all the kids into the kitchen, and said, ‘Listen. Don’t you ever forget. You are not Canadians. You are Muslims.'”

Faster, Please.

Thomas Lifson;

The business model he established for the New York Times Company continues to collapse under the feet of Pinch Sulzberger. The very latest revenue figures of the company released just minutes ago [Friday] show that advertising revenue and gross revenue are declining at a rate that cannot be matched by growth in revenues from the expensive internet properties purchased by Sulzberger. Here is the data:
NY Times May ad rev at NY Times Media Group off 9.1%
NY Times May Internet ad revenue up 21.4%
NY Times May ad revenue off 8.5%, total revenue off 5.8%
Internet revenue growth was able to absorb roughly a third of the decline in the rest of the media properties, including the flagship NYT and other smaller papers (which are generally healthier monopolies than big city dailies, especially those with competition).
A six percent decline in revenue over a year is a serious signal for any company. For the New York Times Company, it demonstrates that the ship is still taking on water, and is listing, with the wet newsprint business outweighing the dry but small internet segment grafted onto the company.

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Chart courtesy of “Newsosaur” Alan Mutter (May 29);

Print advertising sales for newspapers appear to be on track to plunge by $2 billion this year, which would make for the worst performance in a decade other than the disastrous period following 9/11.
The difference between this projected decline and the one after September, 2001, is that it would occur in an era of economic well being characterized by low unemployment, respectable retail sales (until this nasty April) and record highs in the stock market. The setback, if it materializes, would be unprecedented for an industry that, until recently, has been masterful at increasing its revenues in good times and bad.

A smart industry would fire the marketing “gurus” and start listening to their former subscribers – many of whom frequent sites like this one. Of course, there’s little indication that this is an industry that wants to be smarter, or that those former subscribers give a damn about them.

The Sound Of Settled Science

A global warming believer denies Al Gore;

Dr. Mote is the co-author of an article in the July/August issue of American Scientist magazine that debunks claims by Mr. Gore and others that Kilimanjaro’s famous glaciers are melting away because of problems humans have created.
The ice cover has shrunk by 90 per cent over the past century, the article states, but not because of global warming.
Drawing on the research of other scientists who have studied Kilimanjaro over the past several decades, the article points out that the mountain’s glaciers have been in decline for well over a century.
Most of that predates the era in which humans began pumping harmful amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
[…]
“Kilimanjaro,” the authors write, “… has gained and lost ice through processes that bear only indirect connections, if any, to recent trends in global climate.”
Dr. Mote believes Mr. Gore should stop using the before-and-after pictures of Kilimanjaro’s ice cap that provides a defining moment of his global warming slide show. Dr. Mote had, in fact, intended to tell Mr. Gore this himself when the former U.S. vice-president was in Seattle last year to give his slide-show presentation.
But he lost his nerve.

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