Including the thrill of bat genitals; ladies at large; things girls don’t often do; a feel-good ass-kicking; and when your opinions are fashionable but not load-bearing.

All this and more.

Including a tempting offer; an overload of pleasure; a brief history of linoleum; a guide to illegal Lego building techniques; and when you almost certainly need a bigger boat.

All this and more.

Including a lion deterrent; a high-stakes drama; a high-altitude encounter; the dominant species on planet Earth; and the advice you obviously want during an emergency.

All this and more.

Including unrelated people who look quite similar; a nifty secret entrance; a brief history of cardboard; what actual coping looks like; and the game of Almost Pong.

All this and more.

Including dancing at 90 degrees; the thrill of wearing women’s knickers; what I’m guessing is a tasty snack; scenes of unblocking; and the kamikaze porn-star scandal that rocked Japan.

All this and more.

Including why ducks don’t rule the Earth; unloading a shoplifter; a test of patience; Japanese custom cars; how to make green fire; and if the Doctor Who theme were Belgian jazz.

All this and more.

Including subway scenes; an old-school alternative; an intriguing service; adventures in magnetism; and what would happen if the Moon spiralled in towards the Earth.

All this and more.

Including a rapidly changing opinion; a cold explosion; tiny power tools; internet vending machines; two nice saves; and when your pronouns are too complicated to fit in your bio.

All this and more.

Including a hardcore rocker; some careful turning; how to cut a baby’s hair; how stickers are applied to lemons; and scenes of grilled chicken detection.

All this and more.

Including a big-belly drama; lab-grown hair; an ode to preserves; a closely watched repair job; and a reminder that your cat is trying to kill you.

All this and more.

Including accelerated penguins; phantom nipples; the restaurant of mistaken orders; a robotic bartender; and a back-yard view that’s not too shabby.

All this and more.

Including a niche dating option; mixed messages; some amblin’ by; a big digit; and how far a ball could be thrown on the Moon.

All this and more.

Including alternative apple-bobbing; a twenty-first century problem; a surprisingly detailed mushroom colour chart; some seasonal umbrage; and scenes of pretty hardcore daddy-daughter time.

All this and more.

Including a significant miscalculation; big cat music; all about snowflakes; slow-motion microbes; and, for the bold, state-of-the-art sex toys.

All this and more.

Including pillow fights of note; the joys of public transport; the thrill of plankton; the trembling patriarchy; and a photographic project going somewhat awry.

All this and more.

Including what to do with your wiener; a thwarted stalker; the children’s book you’ve always wanted; what cotton buds are for; and the baby-repelling properties of grass.

All this and more.

Including a scene best avoided by the highly-strung; a chap who builds kalimbas; a crab treadmill; Rome’s imperial poisoner; some parenting of note; and small wings made of water.

All this and more.

Including scenes of niche dexterity; an inadvisable choice; an unforeseen property of freshly baked rolls; some erratic molten steel; and why only some men are allowed to dress up as women.

All this and more.

Including scenes of DIY policing; a masterclass in stealth redistribution; an illustration of ocean depth; and a surprisingly lively leaf-blowing drama.

All this and more.

Including a compression test of note; an (almost) contactless high-tech public convenience; the thrill of public transport; the thrill of hair drying; and assorted athletic ladies circa 1940.

All this and more.