Red Cross First Aid Manual for Combatants

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1. Lesson 4: Controlling unwilling human shields.
   A: Place shield in front of you while threatening family.
   B: If shield takes hit,replace immediately with next family member.
   C: Repeat as necessary.
   D: Stack up bodies of shields and call Amnesty International and U.N.

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   Any Red Cross personnel with paramedic level skills should watch their a$$
   around Hamas or Fatah… lest they be permanently drafted into their
   respective medical teams.
   The Gaza Strip and it’s perpetually bloody environs… gives a whole new
   meaning to the term “essential services”.
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