Rotatable Apparatus

12 Replies to “Rotatable Apparatus”

1. Hmm, c section and foreceps might be alternatives?

2. Aside from the puking like a lawn sprinkler, the umbilical cord potentially snagging or strangling, and the disappearing placenta, I liked how the simulator put a diaper on the birthed baby in flight on the way to the cargo net receptacle. Crazy, man!

   1. That diaper thing caught my attention too. That alone is worth the price of admission but I do like the bell option in case the medical staff are on coffee break.

   2. I see the baby-catching net … but missed the puke receptacle

3. GOOOOOAAL!!

   If you have triplets, it’s a hat trick.

   1. Bend em like Beckham … if the table’s spinning right

4. It all begins, and now leads back to, the merry-go-round.

5. Babies brain turned too mush right out of the gate.
   Is this how leftists are made?

6. How about instead of putting women in that absolute worst position to birth in and drugging her into insensibility, let her move to the position that best suits her. Maybe squatting or side lying. Watching my wife do this under the guidance of an experienced midwife I think when women get in touch with their bodies and let go with the birthing urges it is less painful and more successful. Womens’ bodies have millions of years of successful birthing giving them a huge evolutionary advantage. Doctors and hospitals usually make things worse not better.

7. “The Blonskys had no children of their own.”

   But they gave birth to numerous spinoffs.

   1. Giving birth to spinoffs sounds, frankly, hazardous. Just how many rpm’s are we talking here?

8. Shaggy Maggie used it for her first born. The kid flew out with great force and his head struck the wall.