Michael Jackson arrived late to the courtroom today, dressed in blue designer pajamas with a kangaroo pouch front pocket bulging with tasty animal crackers and pop rocks and little red toy cars that go whiiiiiirrrrrrrrrirr when you run their wheels back and forth along his supple, eager groin.
(Related: “Dickens This Week” special report.)
Were Charles Dickens alive today and forced by his editor to cover the Michael Jackson child molestation trial
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the time when bleach-faced pop stars accused of diddling little boys showed up at court in pajama pants and slippers, -- their surgically-sculpted mouths smeared in pa…
I heard he got his jami’s half-off at Walmart, or was the other thing?
His groin is supple? Who knew!
jackson, hilton.
Mention them, get removed from my bookmarks.
Buh-bye.
Why do you feel the need to state publically that you’re removing a bookmark, djb? Are you somebody important? Should Kate feel hurt that you can’t bear to see a single post that references Michael Jackson?
Well. I’m ADDING AN EXTRA BOOKMARK for you, Kate. Because I’m no fair-weather small dead animal reader.
Hey Kate,
‘dib’ is removing you from his bookmarks. Can I offer you a hankerchief to dry your tears?
Well, that just booted me from Alert Railway Crossing Signal To Diligent Kitchen Appliance in the Who The F*ck Cares Ecosystem.
I didn’t know djb read this blog or posted here. Now that I do, I’m removing the bookmark.
This is such a well-writen blog, so please excuse me this less than articulate response:
Eeeeeew!
Thanks,
Anne
Poor misunderstood Michael Jackson, trapped in the world of fairy tales, seeing himself as Peter Pan….the eternally youthful boy who cavorts in Neverland with his friends. I see him as being more like that little old lady who lived in the Gingerbread house. She created a house that would entice innocent children into her lair with the sole purpose of using them for her own evil purposes….in her case, eating them.
Michael has re-created Neverland with the intention of attracting the young hairless boys who will be his playmates, for very similar reasons as the old hag….but you’ll find no Wendy in this Neverland. What you will find are: a zoo, a fairground, shiny toys of all sorts, and a 46 year old man who wants to be their “friend”
Like the old hag in Hansel and Gretal, Michael knws what will attract his prey. Once these kids enter Neverland they are at the mercy of its creator. The parents of these kids should have their heads examined, particularly since doubts about Jacksons true intent have been around for more than 10 years now. Of course, some parents would no dooubt sacrifice the innocence of their children if it meant a multi-million dollar payout somewhere down the line. These parents are no better than Michael HISself. For allowing this bleached, ghoulish pedophile to violate their children…these parents should be forced to share a cell with him.
Kate — you’re beginning to scare me!
Michael Jackson:
As Count Floyd would have said – “SCARY, BOYS AND GIRLS!”
I’ve been hanging around Goldstein’s site too much lately.
The soap opra that is the US judicial system……
I’m thinking about bookmarking: before I do, should I send my list of what topics will compel me to a “threaten removal of bookmark” position [Drew Bledsoe, Holiday Inns, a few others] via email? What’s proper etiquette?
I wish to avoid any downstream conflicts in coming and reading something you wrote that I didnt want to. If I post it publicly, perhaps your other readers can also take note, so that they can, too, also avoid such topics, both here, and throughout the internet.
I will give two “cease and desist” public warnings before actual bookmark removal.
Well, jokes been on him all along… look over at the left, under “favourites”….
bwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaaa!!!
Heres a better picture. Leno goofs on Jackson.
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/42269.htm