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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled illiterate masses…

That will certainly get the attention of all Singh++LBGTQIA2S truck drivers.

How many will now be slamming on the brakes when a noodle makes contact with the top of the trailer?

Should include what is called a measuring tape, if the load is higher than the distance between the road and bridge then it wont fit !
Math is the universal language have heard

Oz says:

March 24, 2026 at 5:46 pm

Measuring tape?
The sign says the bridge is how many centimeters tall?

Because there is no possible way to remove idiots from the highway. Hard to say who is dumber, the government or the offending drivers.

For real??? !!!!!!
That pic has to be some kinda A I meme,,, no???

“In a move that left residents bewildered” I get. “Oddly hopeful”? I don’t get. Remember this when a 42 foot trailer passes you on the highway with the “swervies”. It was your life sacrificed. I won’t remember you.

Have they tried posting warning signs in Hindi ?

and I AM trying to be helpful here…

The Phantom says:

March 24, 2026 at 6:52 pm

“Have they tried posting warning signs in Hindi ?”

Do you think these muppets can read their own language? They’re illiterate in more than just English.

If they’re willing to try “anything” they should try hanging anvils over the road before the overpass.

The warning danglers and pool noodles etc. don’t seem to stop them. I think that might be because they are utterly and impenetrably -stupid- and don’t understand the meaning of the concept WARNING. If you told them in their own language, they still would not get it.

But I bet Mr. Singh will stop after five anvils rip the top off his cab.

I was thinking that if someone could create a giant harness, you could line the overpass with live cows. That would, at least, make the Singh Syndicate more careful.

Set up a height measuring laser say 500 m before the bridge.

Mount a phalanx on the bridge.

Two oversized trucks and problem solved.

So they will NOT be addressing the root cause factors of these incidents. So they will keep happening. You’ll just get a pool noodle stuck in your suspension damaging it, or cars swerving to avoid them. Well done. Get buddy drunk and they will compete as to who can knock the most off an overpass. Guaranteed this will be a thing in 2 weeks.

Pappy_Gunn says:

March 24, 2026 at 8:31 pm

But I still feel I got had by an Onion headline

L – “Not fit for purpose” is the applicable Brit. term describing the majority of City Council and some of their management. D.I.E. hiring is harmful. D.I.E. electing is disastrous.

The business community and the voters have failed to exercise the responsibilities of a self-governing people. Thus many municipal governments everywhere are smaller versions of the federal Trudeau/Carny Liberals. Due to cancel culture, few competent people of experience in the community choose to run for municipal office, nation-wide.

Fixing problems, regardless of whose feelings might be hurt, is responsible government.
Growing crime, caving into fed.Trudeau “high density” zoning bylaws, policies of suicidal empathy, a white elephant library et al…

The City of Bridges now “City freeways falling down” to the tune of London Bridges falling down.

“The lyrics to “London Bridge Is Falling Down” are:

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.

Gold and silver I have none,
I have none, I have none,
Gold and silver I have none,
My fair lady.

Build it up with iron bars,
Iron bars, iron bars,
Build it up with iron bars,
My fair lady”

Ranking high on the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen list. It’s troubling to have to consider the probability that this isn’t fake.
Color me convinced that Canada is now a completely asinine country. It’s off a very short list of places I would consider visiting. No loss I’m sure but perhaps there are others.