This Is CNN

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1. Those DAMN anti-Muslim, bomb-throwing, protestors … eh?

2. The impossibility of terrorism.

3. Then they claim that the tweet is the problem instead of the terrorist loving article itself.
   CNN Delenda Est

4. the whole story is awash in tongue-in-cheek phraseology.
   l love it. ask me why. heh heh. aaaaaaaand dont fergit:
   http://www.thereligionofpeace.com for the latest in mass murders of ‘non-believers’ in Nigeria etc.

5. Democrats: it was a peaceful protest, no one was hurt.

6. “An austere religious scholar……”

7. The ever-thinning line between satire and reality.
   https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-new-yorkers-for-making-muslims-throw-bombs-at-them

   1. CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach
      https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-japanese-men-came-to-hawaii-for-what-couldve-been-beautiful-day-at-beach

8. Yup. It’s those damned state boundary lines. There’s some unseen and unexplained force in them that just captures wholesome youngsters and ensnares them in events totally beyond their control.

   1. Just two All American teens enjoying abnormally warm New York weather.

      1. Oh those fun-loving Spring Breakers, err Bombers

9. CNN X statement deleted in favor of CNNs real sentiment:
   “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into NYC and learned first hand about Islamophobia.”

10. Their photos are shown at X/Twitter if you scroll down a bit..
    I think they’ll look a lot like the people who were shooting at the American Embassy in Canada yesterday… which I didn’t link to as all the MSM covered this with all the expertise they could muster.

    1. Motive still unknown for that one allegedly and probably not related to the Synagogue or Gymnasium shooting at all!

       1. Nor the unrelated explosion outside the American Embassy in Oslo Norway..

       2. My favourite “We may never know the motive.”

    2. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-police-say-us-consulate-struck-by-gunfire-9.7121843

       They are calling it a “National Security Incident”, where they scratched the paint, and did some damage to the stone facing.

       The retards in question selected poorly since the whole building is bullet and bomb resistant, and they were caught on video

    3. Vis a vis journalistic expertise: Like blood from a turnip.

11. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”
    https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/03/09/new-afghan-bomb-suspects-parents-own-25m-pa-mansion-n2200013

    1. In Vancouver 2.5 million gets you an East Hastings starter home I think.

    2. Yes … but just how many unrelated Afghan’s live there?
       Here in prooooogressive CA … we’ve eliminated all single family zoning … just so we can legalize multi-family Muslims living in suburbia.

       Yes, there is a WAR on suburbia and suburban values. We are being chased deeper and deeper into the country.

       https://youtu.be/HuGIOAsQ8HQ?si=HEzGy9i4pKp9iUC4

12. Stupid effing retards are going to spend at least 30 years of their useless lives in jail, if not a whole lot more.

    1. Useless? Nah, they’ll be some big guys goat. Maybe they’ll even bleat while getting enlarged orifices.

13. I see your CNN and raise you one Canadian IRB official. There has only been 1 deportation in 4 years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U246F7TI0fo

    This is a great example of how Canada is crumbling to shit before our eyes.

14. You sometime have to wonder if CNN has hired the Babylon Bee writers. Like this one….

    “As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings.”

    or this one

    “TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian regime issued a statement warning the U.S. that it had a huge stockpile of supreme leaders.”

    1. Whack a Mullah.