Honey, I Finished The Internet

7 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. I’m a peaceable man, yet I have the urge to slap that bald narrator of graffiti theory

   1. Yes in case you are wondering about what happened with the smelly kid that got beat up in elementary school, here he is.

2. I didn’t see or hear any mention of salads, nor of the women folk hunting (regardless of my daughter Brooke being the royal viking huntress) nor of having to share washrooms, nor of subsidized daycare for refugees.

   As well, the narrator has a speech impediment. I can hear it. Perhaps he’s from afar.

   1. He sounds British so yeah that’s impediment enough.

3. My grandsons have left negative hand impressions … fashioned in their preschool classes … on the refrigerator. Sadly, their refrigerator isn’t built to last 10,000 years.

4. The narrator didn’t mention cave art that showed humanoid figures in space suits beside flying saucers or descending from spaceships.

   I want my time back.

5. Well, it’s a very interesting cave. But stop calling me “Art”.