The Big Suck: Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries
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I for one, will NEVER be spied on by my $2k Roomba. I’m no fool, and won’t be parted with THAT kind of money. But seriously!? Someone sold 7k of those ridiculously expensive floor cleaning robots? $14M gross receipts!? On a fancy vacuum with an open back door to their software!? Really!?
7000 were the number that were controls with that particular token, there are probably others.
Probably sold them to those women that were using the tea dating app
Not the first time, and it won’t be the last time.
No Ring for me. No robotic vacuum. No Alexa.
Do what you want.
Well, you know what they say about what fills a vacuum.
It sucks.
Otherwise, Alexa, fill the bong and play some Led Zep
All together now: “once a jolly swagman camped out and filled a bong… “
Agreed … how about a song of love … innocent love … which appears to be a thing of the distant past for our current generation(s).
I’m just going to put this out there. Countries like S. Korea and Japan have a HUGE problem with perverts and “upskirts.” It’s gotten so bad in Japan that the current penalty is 3 years in jail and about $20,000 in fines for a singular first offense. It is considered a “sex crime” in S. Korea with all the stigma and penalties attached.
Now, consider the fact that a Roomba is floor based with a camera. Get the picture? (pun alert)
I really didn’t want to know that.
Do Tampon string shots get extra points?
What a perverted, inverted place we’re in in these latter daze.
“Sammy fails to realize that this is a feature, rather than a bug.. The CCP says.. nothing to see here, move along..”
That’s why I make my wife scrub the floor with a cloth. You can never be too safe. Uh oh, gotta go …
Marriage is about companionship. If your wife says, “Let’s dance”, dance with her! And if she says, “Mop up the floor”, mop up the floor with her!
I for one, will NEVER be spied on by my $2k Roomba. I’m no fool, and won’t be parted with THAT kind of money. But seriously!? Someone sold 7k of those ridiculously expensive floor cleaning robots? $14M gross receipts!? On a fancy vacuum with an open back door to their software!? Really!?
7000 were the number that were controls with that particular token, there are probably others.
Probably sold them to those women that were using the tea dating app
Not the first time, and it won’t be the last time.
No Ring for me. No robotic vacuum. No Alexa.
Do what you want.
Well, you know what they say about what fills a vacuum.
It sucks.
Otherwise, Alexa, fill the bong and play some Led Zep
All together now: “once a jolly swagman camped out and filled a bong… “
Agreed … how about a song of love … innocent love … which appears to be a thing of the distant past for our current generation(s).
https://youtu.be/b5Ls74rZMKg?si=gpAYKdZo8cudWWdu
I’m just going to put this out there. Countries like S. Korea and Japan have a HUGE problem with perverts and “upskirts.” It’s gotten so bad in Japan that the current penalty is 3 years in jail and about $20,000 in fines for a singular first offense. It is considered a “sex crime” in S. Korea with all the stigma and penalties attached.
Now, consider the fact that a Roomba is floor based with a camera. Get the picture? (pun alert)
I really didn’t want to know that.
Do Tampon string shots get extra points?
What a perverted, inverted place we’re in in these latter daze.
“Sammy fails to realize that this is a feature, rather than a bug.. The CCP says.. nothing to see here, move along..”
That’s why I make my wife scrub the floor with a cloth. You can never be too safe. Uh oh, gotta go …
Marriage is about companionship. If your wife says, “Let’s dance”, dance with her! And if she says, “Mop up the floor”, mop up the floor with her!
I see what you did there.