Jacob Frey Future Quotations Contest

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey recently posted this:

Crowd sourcing the collective comedic genius of the SDA community, what future posts might we see from Mr. Frey?

Let me start things off with these possible candidates:

  • “I am aware that a young blonde woman allegedly had stones thrown at her head by a group of men of Somalian ethnicity.  Further reports suggest that she was walking around in a skirt of questionably short length and not wearing a hijab around her head.  How dare she not respect the cultural sensitivities of our community!  I have requested to our attorney general that she be enrolled in mandatory sensitivity classes.”
  • “A so-called citizen journalist was found dead in a Minneapolis alley this morning, apparently the result of stupidly getting in the path of a bullet flying through the air at high speed.  Though a man of Somalian descent has been arrested for this “crime”, I find it appalling that journalists have not heeded my earlier warnings to not be racist in our community.  They should not be investigating any alleged criminal activity unless it is being conducted by Republicans.”

45 Replies to “Jacob Frey Future Quotations Contest”

  1. To reward my number one voting bloc, I have terminated the services of the MPD. All affected personnel will be given layoff packages or will be reassigned to the city bylaws division. We still need to enforce the no flying of Old Glory bylaw.

  2. Can’t elaborate on the exact verbiage but it will be a Trudeau style heart felt eulogy for the next socialist dictator that passes “unexpectedly”.

  3. Hey Jake!

    I stand with your immigrant community too. Your LEGAL immigrant community. I do NOT stand with your ILLEGAL immigrant community, nor your NGO-admitted Refugee applicants (80% of whom will be DENIED asylum). I do NOT stand with your expired Visa community either.

    No other country in the world stands for this kind of illegal invasion of their sovereign nation. Biden threw our borders open, and now we are systematically remedying that invasion.

    1. Well, except for the Lieberal Democratic Peoples Republic of Kanada, The UK and The EU. It’s everyone else that doesn’t put up with an illegal invasion of their sovereignty.

  4. No commentary, just Frey on video eating more Somali food in vibrant solidarity with the people who give him money. Pictures are worth a thousand words after all.

    1. What you have to believe to be Jake Frey;

      – Ashley Babbitt was killed in self defense by a noble Capital police officer
      – ICE murdered a woman ramming them with her car

      1. Said woman was in a vehicle with out of state plates as well — hmmm, think she was paid by anyone to come it and cause mischief?

        You also have to believe you can eat red beans fried up in sesame oil and covered in sugar without incident on live camera. I’ll give him credit: he has a very controlled gag reflex.

  5. Frey is a scum bag. He is Mayor because a couple of the Somalia clans threw their weight behind him. He is an absolute moron.

  6. Unbelievable statements and finger-pointing from this Communist scum. Send in Delta forces.

  7. I live near Gettysburg, site of a prior time when Dems decided that they didn’t want to be part of the USA.

    Dems still haven’t forgiven the GOP for freeing their slaves back in 1862….

  8. “The allegations that my re-election war chest has been funded through funding from fraudulent activities by the Somali community are racist and baseless. I will not seek re-election in order to spend more time with my family in a non-extradition jurisdiction.”

  9. Watch the video.

    The dumb Lefty Bitch was told to get out of her vehicle – very clearly heard on the video. As two agents approach having just driven up in a Dodge Durango with its lights flashing they tell her “Get out of your vehicle, now.” She disobeys and decides to make a run for it so she drives forward but another agent is in front of her car and when he realizes he might get hit he then defends himself and shoots the dumb ass woman.

    One less Obama voter in Mogadishu, Minnesota to worry about.

    1. In the end, that’s about it. Detained for a while and probably not even charged and likely not convicted if charged.
      We’ve already seen that. She made her choice.

    2. I don’t even have to watch the video. I saw the bullet hole in the windshield … obviously shot from directly in front of her vehicle. Anyone in that position … with her driving forward … has the right to defend his life. FAFO. Another reason for conceal carry to be legal in all 50 States.

    3. I watched the video. I saw a law enforcement officer foolishly stand in front of a vehicle in a traffic stop. When he did this, he left himself with two choices if, for any reason, the vehicle moved: get run over, or escalate instantly to lethal force. He made the latter choice, and now someone is dead.

      ICE are increasingly taking on the role of traffic cops, with neither the equipment nor the training to do so. It was only a matter of time until someone needlessly died.

      Normally, traffic cops don’t stand in front of the vehicle they are stopping, for obvious reasons. The driver might panic or perhaps step on the gas instead of the brake. Instead, they approach from the side. If the driver speeds off, they pursue the vehicle. They have vehicles designed for that as well as plenty of ways to stop the fleeing vehicle without shooting the driver. Again, they have the training to do so. ICE does not.

      1. The officer walked in front of the vehicle, yes; after it had come to a stop due to the officer at the side of the vehicle, at which point the driver decided to proceed forward into the officer in the front after disobeying a command to stop and get out.

        And that kids is how you get shot. They are being encouraged to do this sort of thing; some dummies will go through with it to the inevitable results. This isn’t the first incident of an ICE agent being targeted by a vehicle.

      2. Before either officer was in any immediate danger, the woman was ordered OUT of her car. The officer tried to open her car door, but it was locked or she was holding it closed.

        Here’s an idea! You are REQUIRED to follow the lawful orders of police … and ICE are Law Enforcement… Police. She choose poorly … as did George Floyd. She disobeyed a lawful order … played bumper cars … and got shot.

        Here’s something I know for certain. That will NEVER happen to me. I don’t disobey police. If I have a complaint with what they do/did … I see them in court.

        1. Here’s an idea: real law enforcement officers are trained in de-escalating potentially violent situations. ICE personnel, judging by this interaction, appear to be trained only in how to escalate all the way to deadly force in a matter of seconds, apparently being incapable of thinking of any alternative.

          1. How long (in seconds) had this woman parked her car diagonally across all lanes of traffic with the sole intent of blocking ICE from doing their legally authorized jobs? I’d like to see a COMPLETE video, including these wives driving to the ICE confrontation and every single thing they did to escalate the situation.

            Remember … Rodney King had led the LAPD on literally an hours long high speed chase through the streets and freeways of LA before finally being stopped and videotaped being beaten. Ignoring that, is ignoring TRUTH.

          2. “Here’s an idea: real law enforcement officers are trained in de-escalating potentially violent situations. ”

            Yes, *when appropriate* that’s what they do. This idiot woman however was there deliberately interfering with ICE operations first of all (strike one), then when law enforcement reacted to her illegal obstruction of the their duties she deliberately tried to run over one of the officers rather than follow their lawful order to exit the vehicle (strike two).

            I’ve seen the alternate angle that CLEARLY shows her trying to kill the ICE agent, and him attempting to jump out of the way.

            She deserves nothing but contempt. Death by stupidity.

            (and people like you who attempt to defend her idiocy deserve to be laughed at, frankly…)

        2. Law enforcement or police, you use both in the same post.

          Police are police, ice are law enforcement.

          Law enforcement like atf or federal marshals rarely do traffic enforcement as they are not police.

          It’s my understanding ice dont do traffic enforcement they can only pull over people when they suspect the person does not have lawful immigration status. She may have been out of state, nothing has been said about not being an American.

          Are ice trying to turn themselves into police who wear masks.

          Is death the appropriate punishment for running over someone foot?

          1. There is so much overlap in what police do and and what other law enforcement agencies do that your argument is ridiculous on its face.

            Also, police swat teams often wear masks, so what’s your point about that.

      3. Densa
        There is good and bad in this event. Good, she now doe not need to be deported, the bad news is, that it was only ONE, Krapeach???
        She should have stayed home, in her own state, Krapeach????

      4. Stupid comment. The second the woman refused to get out of the car she had broken the law and trying to run over the guy or even just get away, she got what she deserved. I am sick and tired of the excuses from the lunatics.

        1. So the use of deadly force is an appropriate response by law enforcement if someone simply drives away from a traffic stop? It’s not like Osama Bin Laden was the driver.

          You need to be careful what you wish for. You wouldn’t be so indifferent if that happened to a family member or friend.

          1. “So the use of deadly force is an appropriate response by law enforcement if someone simply drives away from a traffic stop?”

            No…and quite obviously that is NOT what happened here.

            Grow up.

        2. “Stupid comment. The second the woman refused to get out of the car she had broken the law and trying to run over the guy or even just get away, she got what she deserved. ”

          Exactly. People seem to have missed the statements by her fellow protesters who claim she was “out there helping people”…in other words, deliberately interfering with ICE in a misguided attempt to stop ICE from deporting illegal aliens.

          FAFO.

  10. The Democrats are absolutely going to get what they want….
    ICE will be leaving all major cities.
    And when they do, they will all be replaced with Marines and the National Guard.
    Things are going to get Spicy.

    1. They are pushing for the Insurrection Act (and groups in Mexico and Canada are giving an assist — not a wise idea) because they think it will help them in the midterms, which it might.
      We’ll see.

  11. Frey:
    “I’m a commie POS. I will die poorly, just like every other commie because They Have Had Enough of our Sedition.”

  12. Don’t remember any chatter about “chaos” or concerns about violence, death or destruction during the George Floyd or Antifa riots. It’s different this time I guess.

    Possible future tweets.

    Look at me!!!! I’m your dumbass Mayor now.”
    Jan7 2026

    “Children advised to shelter in place at all unlocked, filled to capacity and totally legit Li’L Mogadishu Warlords Learing Centers “
    Jan8 2026

    Overflow patients to be sent to… George Floyd Medical Center – Daylight hours only please – medical staff will assess and prioritize treatment based solely on urgency skin color.
    Sorry whitey”
    Jan9 2026

    Now available on Amazon Books – Franklin Has a Glock

  13. The Right thinks the Somali Community is funding our anarchy. I can tell you that is not true.

  14. One protestor is quoted as saying the woman who was shot dead was leading the protest from her car. So not an innocent bystander. She had her life in her own hands when the ICE officer told her to exit her car. If she complied she would be alive. But she tried to leave while directly in the path of another ICE officer who was holding a gun pointed at her.

    Why do they call the protestors “legal observers”? They are paid agitators.

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