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1. Reed Timmer? Does he have a band called the Weed Trimmers? If not, why not?

2. Natural tenderizer?

3. What the H is a ”wobbler”?

4. Last summer a herd of cattle clustered under an oak tree in one of our prairie lightning storms. The oak tree blew up in a lightning strike and killed seven cattle were killed instantly including a $25,000 Black Angus x Simmental bull of exceptional parentage. It happens.

   1. Had they only listened to teacher at cow school.

5. Apparently that’s storm chaser lingo.
   https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.4MK69UE2zbBDQGn9TUh5VwHaGL%3Fr%3D0%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=7934a1ce3e553959600bffe056b13c55ee3e60ef8e05ffa9d01852f515709e41&ipo=images
   And there’s t-shirts.

6. Udderly amazing! Didn’t Monty Python do this already?

7. Tits Up!

8. That was an out take from the wizard of oz.
   Moo!
   Release the flying monkeys!
   We’re not in Kansas anymore.
   If I only had a brain.
   ETC.
   We are there.
   Can anyone finally reveal who is behind the curtain?!

9. That was one of the memorable lines from the movie “Twister.”

   Here’s the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKhknsN8M9U

10. Wow, that cow mooved.

    1. That’s a low joke.