“We’re gonna teach them how to run… away from an alligator.”

4 Replies to ““We’re gonna teach them how to run… away from an alligator.””

1. Thanks Kate.
   That was pretty f—ing funny.

2. L – Canada’s Gangstas and terrorists in overcrowded prisons at a cost t0 the public of about $100,000+ each, per year. Meanwhile, tonight in Churchill, Manitoba, polar bears are going hungry.

   What if the worst of the inmates were transferred there to do penance, so to speak, in tents; that would save hundreds of millions on construction and staffing, and overcrowding would
   not be a problem.

   It would bring new meaning to the term Scared Straight, nicknamed the Hostile Hostel. The
   motto at the entrance would read “Rest In Peace”. With proper marketing, the bad guys would
   self-correct or self-deport.

   *(Prof. Jordan Peterson states recent research indicates that 1% of the criminals commit
   65% of the crime. Such over performance deserves special attention. )

   1. What a great idea L! A plan to save the polar bear that reduces crime at the same time. Here come the polar bear guard memes. LOL

3. That was one of Gutfeld’s BEST EVER rants. Hahahaha … Alligator Alcatraz from “The writers of Sharknado” … too funny. Rosie O’Donnell as the “Maryland Dad”. No, we don’t deserve Trump. You got that right Greg!